JCC REBELLION!

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    Feb 26, 2007
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  2. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    My girlfriend takes forever to get ready to leave the house when we're going somewhere. Not because she's vain, but she procrastinates.

    When we need to be somewhere by five o'clock, I tell her we need to be there at three.

    This way we're on time.
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  3. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Apr 5, 2004
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    While I was on vacation there was a rude guy trying to skip the line to get into a tour bus and go in front of me, as he was trying to pass me I stuck my arm out to lean onto the bus and he had to stop and go back to his place. Ha! not on my watch, *******.
    Last edited by Darth Morella, Mar 1, 2013
  4. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Feb 27, 2013
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    I shoplift Morrisey CDs, put slices of bacon inside and return them to the original location.
  5. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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  6. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Feb 27, 2013
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    Because I'm the last of the famous international playboys.
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  7. Sith-Lord-Gunray Chosen One

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  8. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    I drove a car for 20 minutes yesterday with expired tags.

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  9. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    I reply to text messages that say "Do not reply to this message" with "Okay."

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  10. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    Jan 7, 2013
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    I sometimes push a pull-door or pull a push-door. Doesn't get me anywhere, though
  11. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    When I enter a Wal-Mart or a Target or someplace similar, I will invariably enter through the door that says "Exit."

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  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    Excellent image representation.
  13. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    Newly mopped floor? Walked right across it in front of the person who had just mopped it.

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  14. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    An even better image representation!
  15. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  16. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    More often than not I'll skip my usual morning dump so that I can poop at work and get paid for it.

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  17. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Feb 27, 2013
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    That's not rebellion, that's everyone.
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  18. Space_Caboose Jedi Master

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  19. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    I send the junkmail leaflets that come with my electric bill back to the power company in the payment envelope.

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  20. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    I ate the last donut. My girlfriend's daughter was really upset about that but I didn't let it bother me.

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  21. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Aug 19, 2003
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    The other night I was in the 'burbs with a friend and as I was cutting through a mall parking lot to get to a light, I realized that I was roadraging at nearly 20-25 in a 15mph zone, so I said "Let's go on a crime spree", and removed my seatbelt, pulled out my mobile phone and merely yielded at a Stop sign before blasting through it going nearly 5 mph over the posted limit. Down with society and its rules.
    Last edited by A Chorus of Disapproval, Mar 8, 2013
  22. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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  23. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Today I took one of the kids' juice boxes to drink. I removed the straw from the side of the box then CUT THE BOX OPEN AND POURED IT INTO A GLASS.

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  24. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Mar 4, 2011
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    LOL, I steal my kids' cheese sticks all the time. Far easier than actually cutting myself a slice of cheese.
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  25. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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