JCC REBELLION!

I also loathe the twist tie...

It doesn't do much better than spinning it closed

I was never smart enough to innovate the "spinning and tucking under" technique.

When I can't find the twist-tie, I always just make an impossible-to-untie knot...

This should be posted in first world problems.

I still have not turned the time back on my alarm clock yet.

I didn't turn the clock back in the fall so I spent the last few months with the wrong time displayed for all to see. That's right, I live on the edge.

God. Damn.

Today I used a company vehicle to take care of personal business.

You're killing hookers again? I thought we'd sorted this out.

Your mom charged too much. She had it comin'.

Not everyone can be as cheap as yours.

I didn't reset the clock at work today. Everyone who came into the library either thought it was an hour earlier, or thought, "Damn, why can't she reset that clock?"

Why didn't I reset it? It's about 7 or 8 feet up the wall so I have to stand on a chair to reach it, and I'm wearing high-heeled boots.

I'll change the damn thing on a day I wear flats.

I didn't like a post even though I found it funny.

I upvoted a well-reasoned conservative post....on reddit!

We were supposed to do a 3 mile warm-up run before the workout, but I only ran 2.7 miles. I turned back a little early.

I took twice as many napkins as I intended to use from the dispenser.

When I did the laundry today I threw away the socks I couldn't find matches to. That's right. I just threw them away.

**** that gif freaked me out, and I loved that show as a kid. Still do.

in THIS thread I didn't follow the rules

...I see the YJCC is still its same old self after all these years...

I lathered, washed, and rinsed with the shampoo, but didn't repeat

Last night at dinner I ate the last piece of garlic bread before any of the kids could grab it.

lol

I got stabbed in the hand with a fork as a kid for trying that.

I posted LOL when I really just laughed on the inside.