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JCC REBELLION!

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent , Sep 8, 2012.

  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Oh man, two in one day. Not only did a bad word for penis appear on the forums and not get Reported by me, I quoted it for further exposure.

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  2. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    The 6-year-old leaves her toys and crayons all over the house. When no one is home I go around with a garbage bag and throw them away. I've done this for almost two years now and no one has noticed.

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  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Whilst driving eastbound on a highway with a 70 MPH limit there was not 1, not 2, but 3 police cars with speeding offenders pulled off to the side of the road all within a few hundred feet of each other. What does everyone else do? They slow down to the speed limit or under. What did I do? 5 MPH over the limit, changed lanes to avoid the slowing down of others, and coasted on to a clear highway.

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  4. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    At the convenience store near my house it seems they have priced the 18-packs of PBR the same as the 12-packs. I have not alerted them to their error and have twice now purchased 18-packs for the price of 12-packs.

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  5. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Pulled into the Tim Hortons parking lot. Saw 3 cars in line in the drive thru. I parked and went inside, got my coffee, got back in may car and the same 3 cars were still in line in the drive thru. I drove by them slowly, sipping my coffee.

    Double rebellion: this is not the first time I have done this.

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  6. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    When we're at the grocery store, my girlfriend has a tendency to buy unnecessary junk food for the kids. When she's not looking I remove those items and place them on whichever shelf we happen to be near.

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  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Speaking of the grocery store, me and my mom made a run the other day to get dog food and other stuff, as I was putting the cart into one of those shopping cart lanes, I noticed a pack of bacon somebody must have forgotten in their cart. I picked it up and it was still ice cold. So with nobody around rushing back to claim it, I picked it up and put it one of the bags in our car and took it home with us.
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  8. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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  9. Juliet316

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    I probably lost a bunch of karma points for that, but I figured it was still cold and if I took it back to the store, the store would have just thrown it out. So better for to take it for use than a whole pack of unopened bacon go to rot in a dumpster.
     
  10. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    When I'm on a plane and an elderly woman in front of me has a pillow, I take that pillow and punch her in the head.

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    (actually I just wanted to use that gif and I haven't done anything diabolical lately)
     
  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I'm not going to use a gif for this post.
     
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  12. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Danny McBride plays the same character in every single movie which is perfectly fine with me for some reason.
     
  14. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Building safety rules at work forbid us from running in the hallways but I ran anyway.

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  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Did you run with scissors?
     
  16. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm rebellious, not stupid.
     
  17. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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  18. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Today, while driving, I cut completely across the parking lot instead of following the white arrows and the slant of the parking spots of a shopping mall.

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  19. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    More evil from the "step-dad" department. My soon-to-be stepdaughter (the older one) got caught vandalizing an abandoned home near our neighborhood. She's grounded until June and we confiscated her fancy smartphone. She didn't believe me when I said I'd sell it on craigslist, so I sold it on craigslist.

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  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    I have used that gif before. Well done.
     
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  21. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    We need a confession thread. I actually save gifs I find for the express purpose of using them in this thread.
     
  22. VadersLaMent

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  23. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    I actually approve of this. If she was stupid enough to vandalize a house, then she deserves to have her smartphone sold. Good luck to her getting a job that'll pay her enough for her to get a new one. Especially now that she's got breaking and entering on her record.
     
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  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Turned on red, despite the sign and the color of the light.

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  25. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I opened Diggy's thread and didn't read any of the big wall of text.
     
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