Rednose Day 17th march Travelling Man Newcastle

Discussion in 'North' started by nlindenj, Feb 3, 2007.

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  1. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    This guy needs to realise that he is totally outmatched.
  2. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    This guy also sounds like a total retard, and seems to be reading our posts here.

    I wonder who he might be... :rolleyes:
  3. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    He's definately a freak if hes coming here - theres no escape for him now.....[face_laugh]

    Revenge of the Chav.....The Dumbwit strikes back....
  4. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    [face_laugh]

    Remember, we're Northerners. We say charver up here ;)
  5. ForceGhostOfCozmic Jedi Grand Master

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    Dude, we call them either Chav or Scally down my end :p
  6. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    Remember, chav was invented by a bunch of southerners who heard about the word "charver" and decided to modify it to be Southern-friendly. Scallies is acceptable. Charvers is forever! :p
  7. OB1AL Jedi Padawan

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    What makes you think he's reading our posts here?
  8. JimmyVeers Jedi Padawan

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    Reading our posts here? I can't see it myself. Maybe the moron is right. I'm not going to give these airheads any more attention. I've got more important things to do like fantasise about Young Beru and build more blasters.

    You can never have too many weapons.

    I wonder if she would like to go to a domino handicap at the club on Wednesday? It would make a nice change from Tattooine. I'd make sure she only drank halfs mind, I wouldn't want to upset any Committee men.
  9. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    If you look at his comments he's repeating stuff I wrote on this thread.

    I wonder if she would like to go to a domino handicap at the club on Wednesday? It would make a nice change from Tattooine. I'd make sure she only drank halfs mind, I wouldn't want to upset any Committee men.

    Nah, she likes cocktails. Cost me a fortune just to get her into bed. Lucky she and Owen don't sleep in the same bed, too ;)
  10. JimmyVeers Jedi Padawan

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    "When you met Beru, you were but the apprentice. I am the master".

    Cocktails? She can have lime with her halfs. I plan to spend no more than a tenner on her and that includes pork scratchings and a game of bingo.

    My natural charm will bowl her over, no bother. As for Owen, a quick Sith neck pinch should sort him out.

  11. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    Aye well, I suppose since she settled for Owen she's got a thing for the poor, working class types ;) :p

    Or maybe since I left she just settled for second best [face_mischief]
  12. JimmyVeers Jedi Padawan

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    Second best? Bantha Poodoo.

    Once she has a night with me, there'll be no going back to the clumsy fumblings of a lowly Padawan Youngling.

    "You're no match for him, he's a Sith Lord".
  13. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    As Palps said to me, "Beru is young and naive. You will find getting her into bed will not be difficult." ;)
  14. OB1AL Jedi Padawan

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    Sorry boys, I'm afraid I broke her heart last year.

    Now she's been flown to the stars and back in my pilot's hangar, she'll never settle for a fumble round the speeder bike sheds with you padawans...
  15. JimmyVeers Jedi Padawan

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    "I'm looking forward to completing her training. The Emperor will show her the true nature of the force. He is her master now."
  16. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    Step aside younglings.....she held my lightsaber and it hasnt been washed since....just look at the pheromones between us...=P~Beruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu [face_love]
    [image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/edgejedi88/GMEX2%20181106/101_0958.jpg]
  17. JimmyVeers Jedi Padawan

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    I bet she said:

    "No thanks, I've just put one out".

    She certainly looks like a foxy minx. Thanks for the picture. I should be able to remove the Jedi no problem using photoshop. Beru should be able to help me errr...sleep at night.
  18. OB1AL Jedi Padawan

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    She certainly has a fine, delicate grasp on that saber hilt...
  19. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    Pffft. Look at the adoration in her eyes.

    [image=http://myspace-322.vo.llnwd.net/01453/22/32/1453492322_l.jpg]
  20. spike_thmid Jedi Master

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    that's fear Sie, not adoration :p
  21. JimmyVeers Jedi Padawan

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    She's thinking "Maybe if I keep smiling this Wookie will leave me alone".
  22. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    Well I learned everything I needed to know about women from Anakin and Padme's final scene in ROTS ;)
  23. Jedi_padawan_leigh Force Ghost

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    o_O Obsessed much? Hehe poor lass, i'd be careful or she will end up taking restraining orders out against all of you :p
  24. ForceGhostOfCozmic Jedi Grand Master

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    Makes me glad I'm not obsessed about her :p
  25. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    You haven't lived until you've developed an unhealthy obesession with Young Beru ;)
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