SWC Remaking current movies as Star Wars films

Most SW fans know that a lot of inspiration for our beloved saga came from other films and television programs, but what if it just outright resorted to ripping off other movies and just placing them in the GFFA?

For example, what if they remade Lethal Weapon with Han Solo and Lando Calrissian? What if C-3PO was the Terminator? Or if they did Clerks with two Wookiee slackers... Darth Vader is Jason Voorhees... Yoda and Mace Windu in Die Hard with a Non-Vengeance, Because Jedi Don't Do That. Weekend at Ben Kenobi's, Wedge Antilles' Day Off, Super Storm Troopers...

Just for kicks, throw some of your goofy ideas out there.

 

Yo.da (phone Home I should)

Jawas (whatever you do don't get them wet, don't feed them after midnight Tatooine time, and never pull off their hood in bright light, they hate light)

Nosferatu from space : starring Tion Medon

C-3PO and Atoo's excellent adventures

Short Circuit: Jedi archive droids

X-Jedimen- days of a long time ago..in a galaxy far far away...

 

Star Destroyer Troopers - Set from the vantage point of four plucky troopers assigned to various parts of the Executor

Sabre - A horror flick where five characters are chained up in an abandoned bathroom in the Uscru Entertainment District in the Coruscant underworld. To survive, someone has to cut open the belly of another character with a lightsabre. Only then can he get the key and satisfy the sadistic curiosity of their captor, "Vibroblade."

Mos Espa Nights: The Ballad of Sebulba - 'nuf said!

The Dirty Dozen - A US Army Mandalorian Major is assigned a dozen convicted murderers to train and lead them into a mass assassination mission of German Imperial officers in World War II The Clone Wars.