Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Mar 4, 2013.
The Lust Temptation of Christ
Jesus goes and nails a few people himself.
Beethoven is a huge douche who wrecks people's pianos by pooping in them.
Turns out Rose was a man.
the porn version. i'm sure it probably exists.
The Mime Machine - The tragic tale of a man who invented the device of his own demise, when moments upon its creation, this fate befell the poor soul (language warning):
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Saint Elmo's Fare
The Brat Pack do not have sufficient change for the bus.
Ferris Bueller's Gay Off
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his..."
Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and Bobby Fite build a spaceship following a communal dream. Unfortunately, they name the spaceship Apollo 1.
Eight maladjusted kids hallucinate that they found a pirate ship and its treasures.
Harry Potter and the Orders of the Phoenix
When wizards have to make ends meet by moonlighting as bus boys, it doesn't help when mythical birds keep changing their menu selection on you.
Alternatively a documentary made by Bill O'Reilly about everyone he disagrees with.
Better Off Dread - a white man moves to Jamaica to become a rasta
Whiter Men Can't Jump
Woody Harrelson wins a basketball tournament against a team of albinos.
The Lien King
An intimate, moving portrait about one over-extended family at the heart of American excess during 2009 financial collapse.
21 Hump Street
Schmidt and Jenko go under the covers at a local high school.
Mild Wild West
Two mild mannered Secret Service agents manage to avoid drawing their guns while attempting to thwart the plans of an evil genius who has a fear of technology.
Tears of the Pun
Bruce Willis's work as a second-rate comedian inspire wailing and gnashing of teeth.
A gold digger ropes a dope into taking her on an expensive trip to Bali.
2 brothers fight for control of the family's soy sauce business.
Shanghai Goon - The same movie in inverse. Owen Wilson's incorrigible character goes to China.
Carlito's Gay - Al Pacino and Sean Penn find romance together in the crime underbelly
Hush Hour - Similar to the Earth Hour campaign, this initiative creates world peace for one hour, as Chris Tucker shuts the **** up.
Twitter - a motion picture based on the social media app starring bill paxton
White Men Can't Dump:
@Mortimer Snerd still has bowel problems