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The Lust Temptation of Christ

Jesus goes and nails a few people himself.

 

Evil Deaf
Beethoven is a huge douche who wrecks people's pianos by pooping in them.

 

Titrantic

Turns out Rose was a man.

 

titantric

the porn version. i'm sure it probably exists.

 

The Mime Machine - The tragic tale of a man who invented the device of his own demise, when moments upon its creation, this fate befell the poor soul (language warning):

Spoiler

 

Saint Elmo's Fare

The Brat Pack do not have sufficient change for the bus.

 

Ferris Bueller's Gay Off

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his..."

 

Exploders

Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and Bobby Fite build a spaceship following a communal dream. Unfortunately, they name the spaceship Apollo 1.

 

The Loonies

Eight maladjusted kids hallucinate that they found a pirate ship and its treasures.

 

Harry Potter and the Orders of the Phoenix

When wizards have to make ends meet by moonlighting as bus boys, it doesn't help when mythical birds keep changing their menu selection on you.

 

Alternatively a documentary made by Bill O'Reilly about everyone he disagrees with.

 

Better Off Dread - a white man moves to Jamaica to become a rasta

 

Whiter Men Can't Jump

Woody Harrelson wins a basketball tournament against a team of albinos.

 

The Lien King

An intimate, moving portrait about one over-extended family at the heart of American excess during 2009 financial collapse.

 

21 Hump Street

Schmidt and Jenko go under the covers at a local high school.

 

Mild Wild West

Two mild mannered Secret Service agents manage to avoid drawing their guns while attempting to thwart the plans of an evil genius who has a fear of technology.

 

Tears of the Pun

Bruce Willis's work as a second-rate comedian inspire wailing and gnashing of teeth.

 

Bali

A gold digger ropes a dope into taking her on an expensive trip to Bali.

 

Soy Story


2 brothers fight for control of the family's soy sauce business.

 

Shanghai Goon - The same movie in inverse. Owen Wilson's incorrigible character goes to China.

 

Carlito's Gay - Al Pacino and Sean Penn find romance together in the crime underbelly

 

Hush Hour - Similar to the Earth Hour campaign, this initiative creates world peace for one hour, as Chris Tucker shuts the **** up.

 

Twitter - a motion picture based on the social media app starring bill paxton

 

White Men Can't Dump: Mortimer Snerd still has bowel problems