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The Leo Movie. Two hours of interviews with those born under the sign of Leo.

 

The Manly Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Winnie and Tigger drink bourbon shots, eat buffalo wings and go to strip clubs.

 

The Lizard of Oz - "Pay no attention to the squamate reptile behind the curtain!"

JAPS - Brody, Quint, and Hooper are dispatched to eliminate a WWII submarine that has been terrorizing Amity Island because her isolated crew believes the war is still on.

Groundhog Pay - Weatherman Bill Murray finds himself living the same day over and over again until Punxustawney Phil receives compensation for his services.

The Sanka Clause - When Tim Allen inadvertantly kills Santa on Christmas Eve, he gets a caffeine high on instant coffee and family comedy magic ensues.

Smoker and the Bandit - The Bandit is hired on to run a tractor trailer full of cigarettes over county lines in hot pursuit by a pesky chain-smoking sheriff.

 

12 Gays a Slave



And yes, I know I cheated. So **** you!

 

Non of God

A documentary about atheism.

 

Cher
In a not too distant future, Joaquin Phoenix discovers a computer that has absorbed Cher's consciousness. He learns to believe again. In life after love.

 

That's the best post you have ever made here.

 

The Hum of All Fears: the terror of an unwanted Barbershop Quartet.

The **** for Red October: Red needs a booty call. FIND ONE! NOW!

Tote-al Recall: Try and remember where you left your bag, honey.

 

Brozen
An unhappy loner is saved from his misery when he is befriended by dudely dudeickle dude Jason Segel, who takes it upon himself to induct our protagonist into a higher state of being, by teaching him the Zen of brohood.

 

S Natch

A docufilm following the lives of Bristolian alcoholics exploited by bare knuckle fight organisers who pay them in cheap cider.

 

Dallas Buoyers Club
Winner of two Oscars, this heartfelt docu-drama follows a band of Texan buoy enthusiasts and collectors who deal with the bitter reality of not finding employment closer to the coast.

 

Ha, wrong thread.

 

Need for Seed
It's the porn knock-off, of course. Or a romantic comedy that already exists under a different name; either the one with Aniston and Bateman, or the one with Fey and Kinnear. Or it's a weird pulpy Tarantino/Rodriguez project about a strange woman on a journey to find the perfect mate. Or it's their B-movie version of Species.

 

So then, same as the normal version?

 

Yeah, but complete with the exploitation flavour added to it, with the cheesy one-liners, the grain on the film, the colour filter to simulate oxidation of the film, the overly dramatic soundtrack, a general 70s aesthetic, the whole shebang.

 

The Dark Knight Rinses

Batman must come out of retirement to stop a supercriminal hell bent on undermining Gotham City's laundromats.

 

Moonstuck

The moon lands in Cher's house on her arm, and she spends 90 minutes trying to break free while reminiscing about her career.

Directed by Danny Boyle.

 

I, Lobot

One of those standalone Star Wars character films we keep hearing may happen.

 

The Big Y Ear. Horror story in which a thrash-metal mad teenager's ear starts growing and won't stop. To bring its size down he is forced to listen to quiet piano and violin classical music.

 

Where do the yens come in?

 

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floyd, janice and zoot hang out and watch a sid and marty krofft marathon.

 

Lake Flacid. A getaway retreat for men with erectile disfunction. Someone puts Viagra in the water supply. Hilarity ensues.

 

The Golden Chili - Sequel to Sideways featuring Eddie Murphy and Paul Giamatti taking a road trip vacation through the southwest in search of the perfect chili.