Games Remove/Change/add a letter in a film title to make a new film

Thank you man...I was worried that direction was a bit "lowest common denominator" like something Adam Sandler would write.

 

Saving Private Bryan

Sebulba-X goes to war.

 

Kill Will

Una Thurman's bloody revenge against Will Smith.

 

Oh damn, beat to it.

But really, we're allowed to say that word?

 

Poon. porn starring sam rockwell and a robot voiced by kevin spacey

Man in the Poon. andy kaufman bio-porn

 

I hope so...I didn't see it in the naughty word list. Unless it was starred out.

Back on topic:

The Fabyss - Deep core drilling workers assist a Navy SEAL team get to a missing submarine when they stumble upon some flamboyant, showy, sexually ambiguous aliens at the bottom of the ocean.

 

The Bodfather

The Lark Knight

Bear Window

 

Dial M For Mordor

An inspirational documentary featuring a group of Orcs and their bid to win hearts and minds as they enter The X Factor.

 

The Untorchables


Kevin Costner brings down organised crime syndicates with the help of his new flame retardent suit.

 

Lord of the Fries

A young man fulfills his childhood dream by building a fast food empire.

 

Allen
Basically the premise of Alien, but instead it's a misunderstood puppeteer named Allen who wears Victorian era dresses while terrorizing the Nostromo.

 

Planet of the Grapes

The entire planet is a winery. Yay.

 

Allens - the sequel...kinda. Woody Allen's entire family devours a remote colony of terraformers.

 

planet of the gapes. another porno. i think this one actually exists

 

Allen 3. Woody Allen marries Newt. Scandals ensue.

 

yup and it has 3 sequels: "planet of the gapes 2: journey to the center of the ***", "planet of the gapes 3: uranus", and the simply titled "planet of the gapes 4"

 

The Incredible Bulk
A rather large man overcomes all weaknesses and use himself to flatten villains to the ground.

 

See, that's the real challenge: come up with parody movie titles before the porn industry does it.

And I choose not to go with porn titles because Mort is already doing a superb job of it.

 

Goonies With the Wind
The Goonies time travel to the Civil War era to uncover buried Confederate treasure, but they all die in the most horrific way imaginable during the burning of Atlanta.

 

The Bards

Shakespeare and co go crazy and attack people.

 

Titrantic

Jack and Rose drown in the car because he can't finish.

 

Crash of the Titans - It's just a Japanese remake


I'll see myself out.

 

Maeverick

Mad Mel leaves angry, threatening voicemails for various fairies.

 

A biopic about this guy?

 

John Carpenter's The Thong. An alien undergarment wreaks havoc on an Arctic outpost.