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Leonard Part Sex - Bill Cosby as a new age James Bond. In this case, he's the one serving up the martinis with a special concoction to make the ladies sleepy.

 

The Spy Who Loved M:I
Urgent message from M: 007! This is unacceptable. We have an operative in the field who has been revealed to love Mission: Impossible. You know our policy regarding competing spy franchises. Make it clean. No evidence.

 

Twitter

A horror film where a Twitter user is stalked via social media.

 

PANTS, the trilogy:​

Attack of the Pants - A size too small pair of pants rides up a guy's crack, and then the fun happens.

The Force Pants - Sequel to the above, where we find out that his pants strangled his ... well, you'll find out. Let's just say that it ends up being like a rectal prolapse, except it happens to his junk, and it's not a prolapse.

Return of the Pants - A woman opens her husband's closet, only to find his pair of uber-tight, fugly pants (that she thought she threw out) back on a hanger.

 

Charlie and the Chocolate Factors

Charlie uses trial and error to create the ultimate chocolate candy bar.

 

Sup.

I honestly don't know what it would be about, but I highly doubt that it'd be as heartwarming as Up.

 

Terminator 2: Judgment Gay.

Tim Gunn is sent back in time to save the world from horrible 90s fashion. "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle . . . because that color is so not working for you!"

 

Inside Ot

The little beings that live inside the original SW trilogy attempt to fix all of the changes that Lucas has made over the years.

 

The quality of these is really dropping. Thanks in no small part to myself.

 

The Wizard of Os

A Kansas farm girl is transported to a whimsical land where everything is made of extremely dense metal.

 

Terminator 3: Rose of the Machines

Imitating the Borg and Picard, the T-X is sent back to assimilate a woman named Rose to help conquer the planet.

 

Terminator Salivation
I can't come up with anything for this, but the title is funny.

 

The Mounty Hunter - Gerard Butler moves to Canada, plays the most dangerous game with the RCMP.

 

Star Trek: Memesis

The Enterprise gets overloaded by thousands of Picard facepalm memes.

 

Inside Cut

A horror film about a creature cutting people from the inside.

 

Hayfire
Disaster movie about a drought fire in the Midwest.

Haywife
A sad husk of a man makes a scarecrow his wife, Wilson-style. The movie is an existensial drama winning best movie at the Sundance festival.

(Gaywire
Could be a news aggregation site focusing on news that are especially impactul or interesting to the LGBT community. Copyright dibs!)

 

Jurassic Mark

Mark Twain ends up living among the dinosaurs.

 

We Fought a Zoo
The combined cast of Judd Apatow movies are in a zoo when the system malfunctions.

You Can Mount on Me
The movie Judd Apatow would cook up about a Canadian Mountie.

 

Sex Machina. It's pretty much the same movie.

 

Put an apostrophe between the two final letters and it's a James Brown biopic.

 

True Lids

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Cheech and Chong work for the CIA in some capacity.

 

Snowgirls - Elsa and Anna's adventures in the underbelly of Las Vegas adult entertainment. Olaf the snowman gets AIDS and ****.

Dunces With Wolves - A group of neo-hippies move to the Alaskan wilderness to start a commune where they can be "one with nature". Nature promptly digests them.

 

Puppets Most Wanted: Pinocchio and other puppets wanted by both the police and kids everywhere.