Games Rename the Star Wars Movies

Here's a fun game. With the new Ep 8 title coming out and debate over whether it's a good name or not... Rename the Star Wars movies with the best name possible that describes the movie.

RULE 1: You must re-name every title.
RULE 2: You cannot use any name already in the thread or the name of the original movie.

Episode I: The Return of the Sith
Episode II: The Clone Wars
Episode III: The Rise of Vader
Episode IV: Rebellion Against the Empire
Episode V: The Power of the Empire
Episode VI: Redemption of the Jedi
Episode VII: Resistance Against the First Order
Rogue One --> Mission of Destiny

 

For myself I decided to limit my options to the name of Star Trek episodes or films:

ANH - "The Doomsday-Machine" (TOS) or "One of our planets is missing" (TAS)
ESB - "The Cloud Minders" (TOS)
ROJ - "The Undiscovered Country" or "Generations"
TFA - "The Search for Spock Luke"

 

I - Prophecy of the Force
II - The Phantom Assassins
III - Rise of the Empire
IV - The New Rebellion
V - Revelation
VI - Fall of the Empire
VII - Gathering of Heroes
VIII - Student of the Force

R1 - How I Met Your Death Star Plans

 

The Search for Luke, that's a good one, beats my Ep 7 title.

 

This is fun.

TPM: Boy Meets Girl
AOTC: Angsty
ROTS: The Million Dollar Man
R1: Disneybucks
ANH: Dead People
TESB: Daddy Problems
ROTJ: Dead People 2
TFA: Gender Equality (also known as Disneybucks 2)
TLJ: Who? (Disneybucks 3)

 

Funny:

Star Wars Episode I: Jar Jar and Friends Learn about Teamwork (Jar Jar is a Gungan in our imagination as the theme song, I love you you love me, we're a happy family)

Star Wars Episode II: Space School Musical

Star Wars Episode III: Monster Mash

Star Wars Episode IV: The Karate Kid and the Princess Bride

Star Wars Episode V: Game of Thrones in Space

Star Wars Episode VI: California Girls Are Unforgettable

Star Wars Episode VII: The Rocky Horror Gothic Show

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Hunger Games: Who Will Die Next?

Rogue One: Tarkin Copies Crennec's Homework


Serious:

Episode I: Rise of the Chosen One

Episode II: Shadow of Darkness

Episode III: Fall of the Republic

Episode IV: Conquest of the Rebellion

Episode V: Secrets of the Dark Side

Episode VI: A Prophecy Fulfilled

Episode VII: The Hidden Jedi

Episode VIII: Revenge of the First Order

Rogue One: A Beacon of Hope

 

OK let me try a humor inspired one using movie quotes:

Episode I: Theysa in Big Doo Doo Dis Time!
Episode II: Sand, He Hates It (And it gets everywhere)
Episode III: From His Point of View the Jedi Are Evil
Episode IV: Will Someone Get This Walking Carpet Out of Her Way?
Episode V: Mine! Mine! Or I Will Help You Not
Episode VI: What He Told You Was True...From a Certain Point of View
Episode VII: Does she have a boyfriend? Does she have a cute boyfriend?
Rogue One --> Are You Kidding Me, He's Blind!

 

And BOOM, we're here!

 

I : Shadow of the Sith
II : Dawn of the Clone Wars
III : Eclypse of the Dark Side
IV : Rise of Heroes
V : Vader's Grasp
VI : Rebirth of the Fallen
VII : Call of the Force
VIII : The Broken Legacy

 

1. From Slavery to Freedom
2. Inacative Politicking Leads to War
3. Tragedy Born of Angst
4. The Son Rises
5. Freud was right!
6. Reunification
7. Betrayal, Redemption and Truth
R-1: Never Forgotten, Always Remembered

 

Episode I: A Vergence in the Force
Episode II: The Outer Rim Mysteries
Episode III: Twilight of the Jedi
Episode IV: Rise of the Rebels
Episode V: Pursuit of the Dark Side
Episode VI: The Skywalker Legacy
Episode VII: Remnants of the Empire
Episode VIII: The Ancient Temple

Rebel Strike: A Star Wars Story

 

Episode I: Shadows in the Force
Episode II: War of Deception
Episode III: The Dark Lord Rises
Episode IV: Children of the Rebellion
Episode V: The Dark Lord Strikes Back
Episode VI: Skywalker's Light
Episode VII: War's Return​

Episode VIII: The Jedi Fight
Rogue One: Sacrifice Won​

Last edited by MidKnighT, Tuesday at 9:53 AM

 

Episode I: Mind The Orange Goo
Episode II: Gladiator!
Episode III I had a dream
Episode IV A Farm Boy's Big Adventure
Episode V Big Ships v Small Ships
Episode VI Care Bears: Warriors Of The Jungle
Episode VII: Hide And Seek
Rogue One: Rebels Without A Clue


I'll think of more serious ones and post them too

 

Here are the titles I got, when I applied the rule that the title had to come from the previous films crawl, as The Last Jedi does. TPM is obviously the same, but the rest could be:

AOTC - The Congress of the Republic Endlessly Debates
ROTS - The Overwhelmed Jedi
ANH - Evil is Everywhere
ESB - Striking from a Hidden Base
ROTJ - Obsessed with Finding Young Skywalker
TFA - Little Does Luke Know

 

TPM- Star Wars: The Corrupt Republic Part 1 Rise of Palpatine
AotC- Star Wars: The Corrupt Republic Part 2 Civil War
RotS- Star Wars: The Corrupt Republic part 3 Downfall
ANH-Star Wars: Civil Unrest Part 1 Super Weapon Terror
ESB- Star Wars: Civil Unrest Part 2 The Search for the Stolen Son.
RoTJ- Star Wars: Civil Unrest Part 3 Death of an Emperor

TFA-Star Wars Legends: It Does Not Exist a Jocasta Nu Story.
RO- Criminal One. A Rebel Hypocrisy Story.

 

Title Humor Attempt 2 Not Using Movie Quotes...well...except 1 quote reference...

Episode I: Caravan of Courage: A Gungan Adventure
Episode II: Space Romeo and Juliet vs Saruman
Episode III: I Don't Like Lava, It's Hot, it Burns, and it Gets Everywhere
Episode IV: Sorry Luke, The Princess is in Another Death Star
Episode V: Evil Space Samurai Goes Postal
Episode VI: The Teddy Ruxpin Army vs Storm Troopers
Episode VII: Sorry Princess, Luke is On Another Planet
Rogue One: The Departed (in Space)

 

Ep IV: The First One
Ep V: NO FRAKKIN' WAY!!!
Ep VI: Didn't See That Coming
Ep I: Seriously?!
Ep II: What? I Don't Even...
Ep III: Yeah, OK
Ep VII: That Was Cute
R1: Oh, No...

 

Episode IV: Arresting a rebellious senator.
Episode V: Crushing and ambushing insurgents.
Episode VI: Setting a trap for said insurgents.
Episode I: Betraying one's own people.
Episode II: Betraying one's own government.
Episode III: Betraying the Jedi.
Episode VII: Vader wannabe shows the ultimate paternal disrespect.
Rogue One: The Real Suicide Squad

 

I: The Otho Gunga Horror
II: Seen This Guy Before
III: Yellow Eyes
IV: Big Thing Goes Boom
V: I Almost Sith Myself In That Cave!
VI: Don't Call It A Comeback
VII: But Who Are The Parents?
VIII: Save The Best For Last
R1: We Can Do CG Too

 

I- Son of the Suns
II- The Sifo-Dyas Facade
III- Dark Genesis
IV- Luminous Design
V- Truth at Bespin
VI- A Galaxy's Fate
VII- The Destined Search
VIII- Crux of the Force
R1- Building Light

 

I - Mauled Jedi
II - The Risk of War
III - Children of Sith
IV - Lightsaber
V - No Hope
VI - The Redemption
VII - A New Hope (reboot)

 

I - Lazerswords
II - Space Opera
III - Losing The Will to Live
R1 - The Sinister Engineer
IV - Trench Run
V - Always Finish Your Training
VI - A Taste of Your Own Medicine
VII - Trench Run II