JCC Report Everything You Ate Today

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013.

  1. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
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    I'm going to help you lose weight. Report everything you ate today here, and I'll modify your diet for you.
  2. LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Knight

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    May 2, 2013
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  3. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    One egg plus a hash brown patty, a cup of oat meal with various fruits diced into it.

    A Sammich of meats and cheeses with an italian style of bread and a juice drink.

    A slab of chicken and cheese between hamburger buns with a baked potato.

    I am 6'2" 163 pounds with 6% body fat. HELP ME!!
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  4. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 7, 2000
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    Coffee with a teaspoon of Quik
    Breakfast: small avecado
    Lunch: apple with peanut butter
    Dinner will be: skewered chicken breast, zucchini, mushrooms, onions, red pepper on the grill
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  5. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    VLM, you're an inch taller than I am and 18 lbs lighter, so you are hereby banned from this thread.

    Ok, you're doing everything right. I would lose weight too if I had to choke that down every morning.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013
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  6. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Oatmeal for breakfast, two hot dogs for lunch

    5'11" and 135 lbs.
  7. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    Is everything ok? You haven't been diagnosed with chronic wasting disease, have you? Eat a bacon cheeseburger tonight. Or an entire large hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Domino's
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013
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  8. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Aug 19, 2003
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    A juicer extracted protein & vegetable miasma. It had kale, carrots, bok choy, broccoli, and cucumber in it.
    Lunch was a large serving of tabouli and some rolled grape leaves with rice.
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  9. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
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    One turkey, bacon, and avocado sandwich.

    6'3" and 196. I'd like to lose about 6 lbs.
  10. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    Tonight eat a large mixing bowl filled to the brim with Cap'n Crunch (plus Crunchberries) and whole milk.
  11. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    the bacon is completely unnecessary. You can replace it on your sandwich with a tablespoon of iodized salt.
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Sounds glorious. Consider it done.

    I'm vegan, can I substitute fatty vanilla flavored soy milk?
  13. tom Chosen One

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    some raviolis, toast, apple cinnamon chobani yogurt, a glass of passion orange guava juice, and roughly nine cups of coffee.
  14. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    Try blending in a container of Cool Whip
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013
  15. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    Damn, I forgot about the one cup of coffee.
  16. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    The ravioli could be a problem. try a cup of plain boiled pasta and a cup of marinara sauce instead. It will taste like crap, but this isn't about you.
  17. harpua Chosen One

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    Mar 12, 2005
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    cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, onions, mushrooms, pickles, ketchup, walnuts, asparagus, eggplant, sprouts, fried egg, a waffle, steve winwood's greatest hits, philip's head screwdriver, a half grapefruit, three drops of my own blood, a gerbil, the hair of three tarantulas, a whole grapefruit, sunflower seeds, the declaration of independence, green pepper, olive oil, the theory of relativity, and ham... on a wheat bun, for breakfast.

    Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, and two dozen amyls for lunch.

    What should I make for dinner?
  18. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    Feb 26, 2001
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    Two bowls of cereal with non-fat milk

    A cup of cheese and fruit with a bag of pita chips on the side.

    Two cups of coffee and one of water.
  19. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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    Feb 10, 2009
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    No.


    jk.
    packet of crisps and chocolate biscuit for breakfast (woke up 20 mins before had to be at work)
    Lunch was egg sandwich on white bread and milkshake (would have been brown if I'd had it at home)
    Dinner was potatoes, courgette, carrot and canned pilchard in tomato sauce.

    Not very representative of a typical day's eating.
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  20. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Oct 3, 2003
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  21. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Apr 5, 2004
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    Breakfast: Oatmeal and a cup of coffee
    Lunch: 3 spring rolls (crispy) and a side salad with honey mustard dressing.
    Snack: strawberries & banana
  22. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    If I lose any more weight I'll start to look like a cancer patient.
  23. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    Aug 20, 2003
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    1 coffee
    small bowl of whole wheat pasta, pesto + olives
    bowl of granola + nonfat greek yogurt
    1 monster
  24. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    What kind of monster?
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  25. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    roast guinea pig