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Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013.

  1. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm going to help you lose weight. Report everything you ate today here, and I'll modify your diet for you.
     
  2. LatvianPotatoFarmer

    LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 2, 2013
    Only rocks.
     
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  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    One egg plus a hash brown patty, a cup of oat meal with various fruits diced into it.

    A Sammich of meats and cheeses with an italian style of bread and a juice drink.

    A slab of chicken and cheese between hamburger buns with a baked potato.

    I am 6'2" 163 pounds with 6% body fat. HELP ME!!
     
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  4. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Coffee with a teaspoon of Quik
    Breakfast: small avecado
    Lunch: apple with peanut butter
    Dinner will be: skewered chicken breast, zucchini, mushrooms, onions, red pepper on the grill
     
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  5. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    VLM, you're an inch taller than I am and 18 lbs lighter, so you are hereby banned from this thread.

    Ok, you're doing everything right. I would lose weight too if I had to choke that down every morning.
     
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  6. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Oatmeal for breakfast, two hot dogs for lunch

    5'11" and 135 lbs.
     
  7. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Is everything ok? You haven't been diagnosed with chronic wasting disease, have you? Eat a bacon cheeseburger tonight. Or an entire large hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Domino's
     
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  8. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    A juicer extracted protein & vegetable miasma. It had kale, carrots, bok choy, broccoli, and cucumber in it.
    Lunch was a large serving of tabouli and some rolled grape leaves with rice.
     
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  9. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    One turkey, bacon, and avocado sandwich.

    6'3" and 196. I'd like to lose about 6 lbs.
     
  10. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Tonight eat a large mixing bowl filled to the brim with Cap'n Crunch (plus Crunchberries) and whole milk.
     
  11. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    the bacon is completely unnecessary. You can replace it on your sandwich with a tablespoon of iodized salt.
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Sounds glorious. Consider it done.

    I'm vegan, can I substitute fatty vanilla flavored soy milk?
     
  13. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    some raviolis, toast, apple cinnamon chobani yogurt, a glass of passion orange guava juice, and roughly nine cups of coffee.
     
  14. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Try blending in a container of Cool Whip
     
  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Damn, I forgot about the one cup of coffee.
     
  16. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The ravioli could be a problem. try a cup of plain boiled pasta and a cup of marinara sauce instead. It will taste like crap, but this isn't about you.
     
  17. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, onions, mushrooms, pickles, ketchup, walnuts, asparagus, eggplant, sprouts, fried egg, a waffle, steve winwood's greatest hits, philip's head screwdriver, a half grapefruit, three drops of my own blood, a gerbil, the hair of three tarantulas, a whole grapefruit, sunflower seeds, the declaration of independence, green pepper, olive oil, the theory of relativity, and ham... on a wheat bun, for breakfast.

    Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, and two dozen amyls for lunch.

    What should I make for dinner?
     
  18. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2001
    Two bowls of cereal with non-fat milk

    A cup of cheese and fruit with a bag of pita chips on the side.

    Two cups of coffee and one of water.
     
  19. darthhelinith

    darthhelinith Jedi Master star 5

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    No.


    jk.
    packet of crisps and chocolate biscuit for breakfast (woke up 20 mins before had to be at work)
    Lunch was egg sandwich on white bread and milkshake (would have been brown if I'd had it at home)
    Dinner was potatoes, courgette, carrot and canned pilchard in tomato sauce.

    Not very representative of a typical day's eating.
     
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  20. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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  21. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Breakfast: Oatmeal and a cup of coffee
    Lunch: 3 spring rolls (crispy) and a side salad with honey mustard dressing.
    Snack: strawberries & banana
     
  22. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    If I lose any more weight I'll start to look like a cancer patient.
     
  23. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    1 coffee
    small bowl of whole wheat pasta, pesto + olives
    bowl of granola + nonfat greek yogurt
    1 monster
     
  24. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    What kind of monster?
     
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  25. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    roast guinea pig