JCC Report Everything You Ate Today

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    I know. I tried that about a week ago. Decent folks. They were out of pork though, and I didn't feel like eating nice people.
  2. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    one half of a new york strip steak, seasoned with pepper and salt, seared to medium and topped with a tablespoon of butter whipped and combined with raw garlic, green onions, pepper and salt.
    asparagus tossed in olive oil and lemon juice, seasoned with pepper and salt
    broccoli steamed in a mixture of water and a little bit of that butter.

    i didn't get a chance to eat breakfast and i worked during lunch and then when i was eating dinner my reflux kicked in and i couldn't swallow anything for like 20 minutes and by the time i could i had lost my appetite so i'm still pretty hungry and i'm probably just going to snack on some cocktail peanuts here in a bit.
  3. LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Knight

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    May 2, 2013
    star 1
    Three blades of grass. May not have been grass...perhaps hair.
  4. Ewok_Slayer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 24, 2004
    star 1
    Breakfast energy bar and a coke.
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  5. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    Go light on the red meat. Make sure you eat vegetarian more meals than not.
  6. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    Lots of sugar, washed down with some sugar.
  7. Everton Chosen One

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    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    Grey stuff. It's delicious. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes.
  8. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    i am not going to do that.
  9. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    Chicken alfredo penne pasta and a spinach salad.
  10. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    May 4, 2003
    star 8
    You have to, because you already signed up for the thread. You made your bed, now sleep in it.
  11. Darth Morella Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 5, 2004
    star 6
    I have yet to receive any dietary advice. This weight loss program sucks.
  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    You are a genetic engineer. Tweek your DNA for a higher metabolism.
  13. Darth Morella Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 5, 2004
    star 6
    Yes. Right after I'm done with my army of flying monkeys. In the meantime....
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  14. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 21, 1999
    star 5
    Let's see, so far I've had a egg, spam and cheese sandwich for breakfast. Had some cheerios as a mid-morning snack. Had some porkchops with rice for lunch. Had a yogurt for snack a couple of hours ago. I figure I'll have steak for dinner tonight unless there's a change of plans.

    I hardly eat veggies and am not a fan of them. And unfortunately I've always been a sweet-tooth and I have the gut to show for it. But, I ain't too young anymore and have to lose weight. :(
  15. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    Breakfast: Oatmeal and a cup of coffee
    Lunch: 3 spring rolls (crispy) and a side salad with honey mustard dressing.
    Snack: strawberries & banana

    Lose the spring rolls. Eat this and only this (ex spring rolls) every day for a week.
  16. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    What's with all the ****ing red meat? Not good for you. Big meal. Snack. Big meal. Snack. Big meal. This is not a good thing. Spam is not a good thing.

    You're not needing the snacks. At all.

    Most people could live on what you eat for snacks.

    Cheerios with skim milk for breakfast
    porkchops with rice for lunch
    yogurt with some fruit and a salad for dinner.

    Eat one handful of pretzels and an apple before you go to bed maybe. One serving of red meat a day! Preferably one every other day.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 8, 2013
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  17. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Apr 27, 2005
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  18. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    Three sticks of butter and a few ounces of boiled pork fat. I had a mayonnaise and lard shake for dessert.
  19. Placeholder Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 30, 2013
    star 4
    3 French Hens
    2 Turtle Doves
    And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
  20. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    You would like Sasaka, a specialty from my wife's home province in Austria. It's a mixture of pureed salt, pepper, garlic and bacon forming a pasty substance you spread on bread whenever you want to cause yourself significant coronary damage.
  21. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    that's probably too many servings of poultry and fruit for one day.

    replace with two turtle dove eggs for breakfast,

    a raw pear for lunch with a tablespoon of peanut butter

    a roast partridge for dinner, served over a warm pear compote.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 8, 2013
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  22. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    I assume you meant a grilled talapia fillet (rubbed with cinnamon, cumin and salt), served with roast potato and a mango/red onion salsa.
  23. Juliet316 Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 7
    Captain D's family pack.
  24. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 8
    Judging by the "last purchase" and "last thing you ate" threads, the only time Juliet leaves the house is to get food... and it's almost always fast food.
    Last edited by harpuah, May 8, 2013
  25. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    The "D" right there in the name, and still you eat it.