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Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, May 6, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I know. I tried that about a week ago. Decent folks. They were out of pork though, and I didn't feel like eating nice people.
     
  2. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    one half of a new york strip steak, seasoned with pepper and salt, seared to medium and topped with a tablespoon of butter whipped and combined with raw garlic, green onions, pepper and salt.
    asparagus tossed in olive oil and lemon juice, seasoned with pepper and salt
    broccoli steamed in a mixture of water and a little bit of that butter.

    i didn't get a chance to eat breakfast and i worked during lunch and then when i was eating dinner my reflux kicked in and i couldn't swallow anything for like 20 minutes and by the time i could i had lost my appetite so i'm still pretty hungry and i'm probably just going to snack on some cocktail peanuts here in a bit.
     
  3. LatvianPotatoFarmer

    LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 2, 2013
    Three blades of grass. May not have been grass...perhaps hair.
     
  4. Ewok_Slayer

    Ewok_Slayer Jedi Master star 2

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    Nov 24, 2004
    Breakfast energy bar and a coke.
     
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  5. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    Go light on the red meat. Make sure you eat vegetarian more meals than not.
     
  6. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Lots of sugar, washed down with some sugar.
     
  7. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Jul 18, 2003
    Grey stuff. It's delicious. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes.
     
  8. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    i am not going to do that.
     
  9. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    Chicken alfredo penne pasta and a spinach salad.
     
  10. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    You have to, because you already signed up for the thread. You made your bed, now sleep in it.
     
  11. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    I have yet to receive any dietary advice. This weight loss program sucks.
     
  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    You are a genetic engineer. Tweek your DNA for a higher metabolism.
     
  13. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    Yes. Right after I'm done with my army of flying monkeys. In the meantime....
     
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  14. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 21, 1999
    Let's see, so far I've had a egg, spam and cheese sandwich for breakfast. Had some cheerios as a mid-morning snack. Had some porkchops with rice for lunch. Had a yogurt for snack a couple of hours ago. I figure I'll have steak for dinner tonight unless there's a change of plans.

    I hardly eat veggies and am not a fan of them. And unfortunately I've always been a sweet-tooth and I have the gut to show for it. But, I ain't too young anymore and have to lose weight. :(
     
  15. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    Breakfast: Oatmeal and a cup of coffee
    Lunch: 3 spring rolls (crispy) and a side salad with honey mustard dressing.
    Snack: strawberries & banana

    Lose the spring rolls. Eat this and only this (ex spring rolls) every day for a week.
     
  16. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    What's with all the ****ing red meat? Not good for you. Big meal. Snack. Big meal. Snack. Big meal. This is not a good thing. Spam is not a good thing.

    You're not needing the snacks. At all.

    Most people could live on what you eat for snacks.

    Cheerios with skim milk for breakfast
    porkchops with rice for lunch
    yogurt with some fruit and a salad for dinner.

    Eat one handful of pretzels and an apple before you go to bed maybe. One serving of red meat a day! Preferably one every other day.
     
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  17. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 27, 2005
    Fish and fries.
     
  18. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    Three sticks of butter and a few ounces of boiled pork fat. I had a mayonnaise and lard shake for dessert.
     
  19. Placeholder

    Placeholder Jedi Knight star 4

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    Jan 30, 2013
    3 French Hens
    2 Turtle Doves
    And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
     
  20. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    You would like Sasaka, a specialty from my wife's home province in Austria. It's a mixture of pureed salt, pepper, garlic and bacon forming a pasty substance you spread on bread whenever you want to cause yourself significant coronary damage.
     
  21. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    that's probably too many servings of poultry and fruit for one day.

    replace with two turtle dove eggs for breakfast,

    a raw pear for lunch with a tablespoon of peanut butter

    a roast partridge for dinner, served over a warm pear compote.
     
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  22. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    I assume you meant a grilled talapia fillet (rubbed with cinnamon, cumin and salt), served with roast potato and a mango/red onion salsa.
     
  23. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 27, 2005
    Captain D's family pack.
     
  24. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Judging by the "last purchase" and "last thing you ate" threads, the only time Juliet leaves the house is to get food... and it's almost always fast food.
     
  25. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    The "D" right there in the name, and still you eat it.