JCC Reshma Shetty for Bond Girl in a future Bond film?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Kran Starborn, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    No you'll awaken him!
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  2. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    O CAN SHE? TANK YOU FOR LETTING ALL OF US KNOW THIS INDORMATION. HOW GOOD OF YOU TO ALLOW THIS; I WOULD ALSO GIVE HER THE HONOR OF MY PENIS WITHOUT ANY CONDITIONS EXCEPT MAYBE THAT SHE SHOWER FIRST BECAUSE I HEAR INIAN PEOPLE STINK.
  3. TheModFavorite Force Ghost

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    her farts smell like curry?
  4. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    See but you get around that by casting Kate Beckinsale as Reshma Shetty. Beckinsale can totally play any race on earth, and as she has a face which is basically ageless you wouldn't feel like she's too old.
  5. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    Leave it to you to crap up an otherwise pretty Shetty thread.

    Do you see that? I made a double entendre by calling her pretty, it's funny because her names sounds like *****y even though it isn't. I want to be certain that you got the joke as people who type in all caps tend to miss those sorts of things.
  6. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    MAYBE HIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON BROKE
  7. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    sure, get retch machete in there!
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  9. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    THIS!

    Also this!

    I frankly cannot understand why Kate Beckinsale has not been picked for a Bond girl. Especially seeing that they haven't been choosing particularly well for the last three films. (what was with that Ukrainian in brownface in QoS ??? )
  10. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    No.

    Not "this".
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  11. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

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    Last edited by Lazy Storm Trooper, Sep 16, 2013
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  12. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    you are much too clever by far for me goodsir. Cheerio.
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Why did you do that?
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  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Quoting makes it worse.

    Did Kate Beckinsale get cast as Miss America yet?

    Right age for it.
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  15. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    When will Kate Beckinsale become President?
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  16. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    You just quoted it too!

    EDIT: DAMMIT SO DID I
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  17. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    @Lord Vivec - so did you.

    Seriously, if you don't want him called into the thread is it that hard to remove the @ from the user name before quoting the post with said tag?
  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    HE WANTS US TO DO THIS. I CAN'T STOP
  19. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Guys what are you talking about? Quoting a tag doesn't replicate it.
  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Wocky, you can understand our concern if @Slowpokeking comes into this thread and advises us that Kate Beckinsale is not too old to play non-white characters.

    EDIT: DAMMIT. AGAIN.
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  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    We need to stop tagging @Slowpokeking. We just have to.

    EDIT: OH GOD NO PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOOP
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  24. Jedi Merkurian ST Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer

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    Guys, quit spamming the thread with tags.
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  25. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I just think it's funny that we have a Bond thread already, yet this one has gotten so many responses already.