Residents of Stockholm, beware! :p

God morgon, FF Sweden
Some of you know how crappy my svenska is, so I'm not even trying to say this in it.

I thought that I should warn you: I'm going to visit Stockholm next week, more precisely the 30th day.
You probably don't want to be around Slussen, Gamla Stan or
T-Centralen (tunnelbana), which we're probably visiting.

God Jul!
-ISD

 

Oh my! I'll be coming to Stockholm on that day. Poor Swedish capital .

 

Are you going to wear your paper bag, ISD?

 

What do you need a trap for? Just give him/it a dose of trench-run-disease...

And by the way, welcome to Sweden. Do what you want in Stockholm, I don't care anymore. Long live Gothenburg!

 

*stares at RF*
Traitor...

Anyway, if you're in Gamla Stan, don't miss the best thing there... the Science Fiction Bookstore!!! It's on Västerlånggatan, the main street there, so you can't really miss it...

 

Västerlånggatan 48, to be exact.

 

I think I don't want to be recognized, so I leave my bag here at home
I know the scifi-store, it's a very nice place. Maybe we'll go there, too. Thanks for the reminder.
Have to change more money than I thought....

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Have a wonderful time in Stockholm.

 

I'll try
And I'm curious: what would you do with an ISD-trap? And why?

 

Capture you. To demand a ransom from FF Finland. What else did you think?

 

Or maybe they'll pay us NOT to send him back...

 

They would never pay for me, that's for sure

"What else did you think?"
I don't know. You can never be sure when we're talking about the FFNordics...
Anyways, if this scheme has pretty girls, I'm in!

 

Ok, I'm gonna be in Gothenburg on tuesday, so I can't participate, but I still have a plan:
All FFS:ers in the Stockholm area roam around i central Stockholm, especially around Gamla Stan (SF-bookstore in particular) and Slussen. Kidnap everyone not wearing a paper bag over their heads and then we demand money not so send everyone back to Finland. After we get paid, we send them over anyway.

I have a feeling there's a flaw in my plan, but I can't find it...

 

Whatever....
I'm easy to spot, look for the absolutely ugliest thing in the whole city and voilá!
See you tomorrow...

 

Tempted to get to Stockholm even though I can't afford it.

But, for some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there seems to be something...wrong...with RF's plan. But well. Whatever. As long as I get to capture people. And get money...!

 

Urgent announcement: we have a report from very reliable source that ISD has passed the security check on Helsinki harbour. Repeat: ISD has breached the control. Follow the evacuation plans attached the seat next to you. Take the lifejacket under your seat.

We Finns are so sorry... Now there is no way to stop ISD. Unless someone has a good friend on swedish side of Tullen.

 

I can't believe you let him slip through your fingerS!

How could you do this to us?

*starts yelling*

Prepare for evacuation! Send in the special troops!

 

See! Even the forces of nature are against that horrible ISD quest to Stockholm. Floods on Helsinki and a major powerbreakdown on homecity of ISD... Arggg!!

Now we understand that endless mumble ISD did on FFFinland about "the end is near", "all souls are lost" and "oh I hate Göteborg's Kex."

 

He said that? [face_shocked]

My, good for him he's not going to Göteborg, or he'd be chopped up and hung up as a warning to others... they're so sensitive about their city, the people over there

 

I think they're sensitive because they know they're second best

 

I think I didn't see any of you in there.

But I had a good time. I even tried to speak swedish, but mostly the natives stared bluntly and changed to english.
When I left, I heard them in horrible pain and suffering.. again.
I should have brought my bag after all...
(no, I didn't sing)

I found lots of Farscape boxes in the SciFi-store. Sadly, I didn't have enough money..

And I managed to slip trough customs in both harbors Bwahahahahahaaa!

 

We were hiding and studying you from afar... you know, to get to know our enemy

You never have enough money when you're at the Sci-fi bookstore...

 

I know why you were hiding, but it had nothing to do with studying. You were trying to survive..

That's true, I've been a couple of times in the Scifi-store, and always I've had "insufficient funds". It's sad.