PT Rethink Your Life: A New Hope - PT Social Thread

You rang?

 

those are shatner's alternate hairpieces.

 

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MCCOY: Hi, Jim.
KIRK: Bones, what have you got for a headache?
MCCOY: Let me guess. Klingons? Baris?
KIRK: Both. How many of these did Uhura give you?
MCCOY: Just one.
KIRK: But you've got, er, eleven.
MCCOY: You noticed that, huh? Here. This ought to take care of it.
KIRK: How do they? How do they?
MCCOY: I haven't figured that out yet, but I can tell you this much. Almost fifty percent of the creature's metabolism is geared for reproduction. Do you know what you get if you feed a tribble too much?
KIRK: A fat tribble.
MCCOY: No. You get a bunch of hungry little tribbles.
KIRK: Well, Bones, all I can suggest is you open up a maternity ward

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(Kirk walks to his chair, preoccupied by his last conversation. When he sits, there is a squeak. He has sat on a large tribble. Then he notices that there are fluffy balls everywhere.)
KIRK: Doctor McCoy, would you mind coming up to the bridge? (he takes a walk around then) Lieutenant Uhura, how did all these tribbles get on the bridge?
UHURA: I don't know, sir. They do seem to be all over the ship.
(McCoy enters, stroking a tribble.)
KIRK: Doctor McCoy.
MCCOY: Yes? Did you want to see me, Jim? Don't look at me. It's the tribbles who are breeding. If we don't get them off this ship, we're going to be hip deep in them.
KIRK: Explain that.
MCCOY: The nearest thing I can figure out is they're born pregnant, which seems to be quite a time saver.
KIRK: I know, but really
MCCOY: And from my observations, it seems they're bisexual, reproducing at will. And, brother, have they got a lot of will.

 

Ahhh old people and their cultural references!

 

We're just 'memberin' the good ol' days, yaknow. Cuz, little do you know, life's about to really start suckin' fer you youngsters.

 

If they're born pregnant, then why would they need to be bisexual?

Or maybe they don't need to be bisexual. They just choose to be that way because it's more fun.

 

I'm confused...

 

by tribble reproduction?

 

That's the proper response to existence!

 

Then RYL has achieved its purpose for the night

 

Darth Nerdling, I think he means bisexual in the sense of hermaphroditic. Or maybe that's what you meant.

I should just post the Fry face again.

 

not quite. that's just a good starting point

 

The night is young..

 

or one of these:

 

Well, what confuses me is that they're born pregnant.

1st, If they're born pregnant, then why would they have to have sex at all?

2nd, If they have to have sex and they're born pregnant, then who impregnated the baby tribble -- its mom?

Those little fuzzy things are pervs.

 

Dr. McCoy is learned in the biology of the GFFA as well!

Tell me, do Pa'lowicks have two mouths or not? What's the real story?

 

(^this one goes out to Huttese 101...or was it El Jedi Colombiano who is the billy joel fan?)

 

Oh, shucks, Bail, I'm just an old country doct-ah...

(one who has no idea what a Pa'lowick is lol)

 

I can't even with the tribble sex anymore.

 

Phish is playing 13 nights at Madison Square this summer. They've already owned the Garden on NYE for two decades. I believe they will pass Billy Joel's record and they will hafta put up a Phish banner in their rafters!