Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by GreatOne, Apr 27, 2004.
Sooo.... kayladie97 thinks she can kill Hanny-bear and get away with it, does she?? muahahhahahaha.
Hah! I can't believe you did this! Hahaha.
::Falls on the floor laughing and promptly dies::
GreatOne kills Luke in A Kaleidoscope of Illusions.
kayladie97 kills Han in The Big Chill.
GreatOne kills Luke again in The Dead Jedi Society.
Talk about a vicious circle.
I think they call this 'justifiable homicide.' All right, I did think cutting off his head was a little extreme. Strangling would've been acceptable, though.
You realize kayladie is probably already plotting a revenge story, don't you? (If she's seen this yet, that is.)
Oh. My. GOD! Now it is not fair that your revenge killing of Luke should be funnier than my revenge killing of Han! Not fair, I say!
Of course, I know this didn't really happen because Lukie would be a WONDERFUL father and he and Mara would have a PERFECT relationship!
And she chopped off his head?! At least Han only got a blaster to the chest! Upping the ante, are we?
This will require some serious thought, but all I can say is...WATCH YOUR BACK, HANNY-BEAR!!!
HILARIOUS! But poor Luke! Even if he was being an idiot... Great. That was veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny.
TheCrazyRodian - I can't believe you did this! - It's ALL kayladie97's fault! Honest!
JediNemesis - GreatOne kills Luke in A Kaleidoscope of Illusions - Now, I have been equally mean to everyone in that story, not just Luke! - Besides, kayladie97 started it with keeping Han and Leia apart in "Sleight of Hand"!
Jedi-2B - All right, I did think cutting off his head was a little extreme - Luke didn't know what hit him! LOL - You realize kayladie is probably already plotting a revenge story, don't you? - - NOOOOOO!
kayladie97 - Of course, I know this didn't really happen because Lukie would be a WONDERFUL father and he and Mara would have a PERFECT relationship - OF COURSE!! - At least Han only got a blaster to the chest! Upping the ante, are we? - ONLY??? ONLY?????? - First, you have Leia keep Han frozen in carbonite (which even the Canon describes as pure wide-awake torture) FOR YEARS AND YEARS! And then you have Chewie LEAVE him!! And then you have Leia tell Han she married LANDO!!! And then, after all those evil shocks to his system, you have her SHOOT HIM! (and I'd think a blaster shot would be more painful than having your head cut off with a lightsaber, anyway) And for what reason?? Because he said "I know" during the moment he thought was his last! (I always thought the "I know" was funny AND romantic, anyway ) Boy, Vader never could compete with how Sithy you made Leia in that story, let me tell you! Poor Hanny-Bear!
Tekli_theInsane - But poor Luke! - hehe. Luke deserved it! It should be "poor Mara!" LOL
[face_shocked] I feel sorry for Luke, but that was just hilarious! You're sooooo good at humour! That was the funniest story I've read in a long time (and welcome after studying all weekend for the exam that I unexpectedly survived today!)
So you wrote another story too? I'll have to go find that!
Absolutely, positively HILARIOUS! This was priceless. Poor Luke, he should have known better than to open his big yap to Mara. I mean, we're talking about Mara Jade here! HELLO! Seriously a wonderful piece of work!
That was great GreatOne!!! Mara chopping his head off was a nice touch!
Why did you do that?
I LOVED this! One of the funniest things I've read in ages! Luke! Come on, you insult her and THEN try to get romantic?? Bad move, my man. Bad move! Great viggie!
The war between GreatOne and kayladie is esculating! Run for cover!
Seriously this is a great fic. LOL. Go Mara for chopping off Luke's head. All those force-sensitive kids.
StarForce - Wow! Look at all the people that read this since yesterday! My other current story is on the Saga Boards, but it is long, and isn't a comedy. (too much, anyway!) - I'm glad you liked this.
LukesTheMan - Thank you! Insulting a stressed out Mara is not wise!
Jaina_and_Jag -Mara chopping his head off was a nice touch! -I thought so, too!
Fels Hammer - Why did you do that? - [link=http://boards.theforce.net/Beyond_the_Saga/b10477/15482490/?11]The Big Chill[/link], by kayladie97 -
AnakinsHeir - Bad move, my man. Bad move! - LOL! Especially with an ex-assassin!
Kazzy - The war between GreatOne and kayladie is esculating! Run for cover! - LOL! Who will wave the white flag first!?
Ha ha! Hilarious! I loved Mara...that was perfect. I can definetly imagine her cutting off Luke's head!
I think I missed the beginning of the war... i'll have to go find it now... Anyway
okay, so I love Luke, but, yeah, I think that this was justifiable. Gotta love Mara.
I'm off to find the others now...
Laura_Anu - hehe. - Luke was really being a dork, wasn't he?
Ariapaige - I think I missed the beginning of the war - - This is a FUN sort of war!
Filling out the awards nominations made me remember I'd never replied here.
This was so funny! I loved how clueless Luke was. And his attitude about the whole situation was so well done - he was totally callous, and yet it came across as his ordinary sympathetic self. Great job with that!
And that ending -
Great viggie! And wonderful companion to kayladies. You two should write dueling viggies more often.
Ok GreatOne you get come and clean the milk off of my monitor.
Sheeking with laughter
Darth_Lex - I loved how clueless Luke was - hehe. He was a lame-brain in this story.
Iamof18 - Thank you for reading it, but you're gonna have to clean the milk off your computer yourself! LOL!