First the disclaimer: I enjoy the PT very much and am a gusher. And I really hope a lot of these are jokes and jokes only, not to be taken seriously, GL's not that far gone, no one could possibly have lost it that badly. Now, the excuse/apology: it's still fun to joke about awkward SW moments, or any SW really. I make fun of Star Wars because I love it. That being said: Vader: My son is with the Rebels at Endor. Emperor: I told you to remain on the command ship. Vader: But I wanna go to Endor, it's what I've always dreamed of doing! Can I go, Palps? Piett: We have sighted the Millennium Falcon, my Lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk... Vader: I don't want things to change. Piett: But we can't stop the change, sir. Any more than we can stop the asteroids from hitting the ship. I love you. Yoda: Beware the dark side...fear, anger, aggression, missing your mother..the dark side are they... Vader/Anakin: You were right...you were right about me...being on the good side is better, even if does mean not being as cool as Boba Fett and being on the same side as Gungans...damn that Jar Jar was annoying.......(dies).