Luke: "How did my father die?" Obi-Wan looks reluctantly, then says: "Darth Vader, the biggest bad-ass murderer in the galaxy, is your father." Luke: "LOL! That's a good one. No really. How did he?" Obi-Wan stares at camera. Grand Moff Tarkin: "You are all that is left of their religion... outside of that little green gnome thing we forgot to capture called yo-yo." Vader: "Yoda." Luke: "He told me you killed him." Vader: "No... Obi-Wan cut off my legs and left my body severed on a ledge on a volcanic planet :INHALES: and then the emperor found my body and rescued me and put me inside a :INHALES: black suit, robe, and mask and I :INHALES: yelled NOOOOOOOOO!!! upon learning of your mother's death. *Vader collapses from breathing problems, and dies.* Luke slowly turns his eyes towards the camera. The movie ends. Star Wars: Episode IV - Anakin's Less Whiny Child Star Wars: Episode V - Anakin Tells Luke He is His Son Star Wars: Episode VI- Vader Finally Redeems Himself after 5 long movies. Vader: "Lando. You're the first black man I've seen since Mace Windu." Boba: "Yeah. A black man decapitated my father too."