The So-Special-I'm-Charging-Double-the-price Edition version of the above: BEN: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it... Actually, that's a complete lie. I lopped off his three remaining limbs and left him to die on a volcano, but wouldn't you know it, the Emperor (who is also a Sith and can shoot force lightning, by the way) managed to rescue him. A friend of mine and I were hhoping you'd take this and finish the job for us. We realise that at first you may not want to kill your own father, so we had someone prepare three movies about your Dad so you could see what a whiny jerk he was. The movies aren't really very good, but are really true to this guy's original vision.