JCC Rich parents should stop pressuring their kids!

Did anyone else feel the need to read the first post in a Swift-ian Valley Girl accent? At least in their heads?

 

No. That's intolerant. She could very well be from the Hamptons as from Malibu.

 

Lock them up in a dungeon.

*like mine for instance*

 

Your what, your parents?

 

"Rich is the country with plenty of poor."

 

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Sorry, mate. Disallowed word in that pic.

 

Hmmmmmm.... A disappointingly restrained opening post if I may say so!

Is Ender Sai losing his mojo?

 

Oooo, those evil rich people! How dare they??

 

I like the part where OP hasn't posted since yet we're keeping this thread alive.

And yes, I'm aware that my post here is too.

 

I want to know more about rubbing a sex life in a rich New York mother's face. It's like the start of a letter to Penthouse.

 

How can anyone here rub something that doesn't exist in other people's faces?

 

I did say it's like a letter to Penthouse, so.

 

I couldn't find the video for this Python sketch, but I did find the script.

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Voice Over: and caption: 'THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN APPEAL ON BEHALF OF EXTREMELY RICH PEOPLE WHO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM'

Sir Pratt: (at a large leather-topped desk with an elaborate table lamp) Hello. I'd like to talk to you tonight about a minority group of people who have no mental or physical handicaps and, who, through no fault of their own, have never been deprived, and consequently are forced to live in conditions of extreme luxury. This often ignored minority, is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people. He, quite simply, fails to appreciate the pressures vast quantities of money just do not bring. Have you at home, ever had to cope with this problem... (cut to a rich young yachting type surrounded by girls in bikinis) or this... (cut to a rich woman loading her chauffeur with all kinds of expensive parcels) or even this... (cut to a still of Centre Point) I know it's only human to say, 'Oh this will never happen to me', and of course, it won't. I'm asking you, please, please, send no contributions, however large, to me.

 

There are some parallels in Australia...

Spoiler

 

Why do you shame us?

****ing Melbournites.

 

I spared you the Kyle and Jackie-O photo so don't worry, i've at least protected Sydney

 

Your parents were probably rich before they had you, but found it too mainstream and stopped. #Melbournistas

 

No, I just bled them dry.