RidingMyCaroselOnYou is MINE!!!!

That's right, you heard me.

I heard rumours that you guys are trying to recruit RidingMyCaroselOnYou into your FanForce. I am here to protest loudly and vehemently. He will not be recruited--he is my slave forever. Getting a girlfriend and having to follow her to Rhode Island ( ) doesn't change the fact that he is the founding member and the first city rep of the Charlotte Separatists--and we own him. He is on loan to you--until he and Sara get tired of the winters there and have the good sense to move South. However, his permanent membership is still with us.

 

Whoa!
He visited and fell in love with New England, and we're keeping him!

 

Dowe: I don't think it was New England that he fell in love with.

Besides--we have better food here.

Oh Jaaammmesss...country ham and grits? Sweet potato pie? Collards?

 

Don't make us send General Sherman back down there to " explain " to you that once he is up here, we own him.

 

Don't make us send General Sherman back down there to " explain " to you that once he is up here, we own him.

LOL




John

 

James...JAMES!

James cannot leave, he cannot!

He may be gone in body, but his SPIRIT will live with the FFCNC forever!

He is a Separatist, and a Separatist he SHALL REMAIN!


?Eaglet

 

Moby: The only reason General Sherman did any damage is because The Charlotte Separatists weren't around then to stop him--because James hadn't been born yet and couldn't found our chapter.

It's the War Between the States all over again, folks!

I was shooting a .22 when I was seven years old, my four-letter words have more syllables than yours, the heat down here makes me passionate...and hell, the city of Charlotte is larger than your entire damn state.

*makes a phone call to General Lee*

Hmmm...he says this will be a quick job. He can ride through Rhode Island on his horse in an hour.



*slams ball into Rhode Squadron's court*

 

Yeah, RI should be a part of MA.
We could take them over!
But James should be a part of RI!

 

Yeah, RI should be a part of MA.

in your dreams, flyboy

 

*slams ball into Rhode Squadron's court*

Thanks for the ball and for the new member! It was mighty kind of you!


*Takes our new ball and puts it away and converts new member to the Northern way of life*

 

You can have the ball--I have won this round of the War Between the States--but James is only on loan. Like I said--he's my slave.

 

Guys, you hear something? Sounds like a little bug flying by. Need to go get my can of RAID.

 

what did you want me to do, capture it and rehabilitate it?

bonus points if anyone can name the movie that came from

//shakes can of RAID

 

Can of Raid?

Go for it, fellas. Here in the South, we use more effective weapons--like shotguns.

 

I always thought Rhode Island should be part of Connecticut. It fits nicely with CT. That way, there would be a fan force in my state! Whee!

But since it's not and it won't ever be, I'll settle for Rhode Island. Come on, you can't seriously think grits make the south better. Come on, Federal Hill?

Okay so it's late and I'm hyper. Forgive.

I still think that this guy I never met should be up north just because. We rock.

 

what did you want me to do, capture it and rehabilitate it?

I think that was from Annie Hall.

 

What the hell is Federal Hill?

Yep...grits. You haven't lived until you've had grits with cheese, grits with sausage, grits with country ham and red-eyed gravy, grits with livermush.

Let's not forget fried chicken, barbecue, Brunswick stew, collards, and sweet potatoes.

Our guns are bigger, the tires on our trucks are bigger, we talk slower, you can actually get through one of our winters without getting frostbite, you can wear overalls to church around here. We girls have our daddies to protect us with their gun collections--and teach us to protect ourselves.

We have two versions of you--we're smart enough to distinguish between you-singular and you-plural (y'all).

 

mmmm federal hill food..... *homer drool noise*

yay for ed! it was annie hall

 

Grits! Yay, I want some now...oh wait, that's right, I don't....ewww....


....and frostbite, what are you talking about?! You people just can't handle the cold... "ah, white stuff falling from the sky, what is it?, we're all gonna die" [face_shocked]

PROOF!

 

snow? where?!

//stockpiles milk and bread

 

I happen to hate grits and love snow. Heh. Never got frostbite in my life. Besides, I'm sure my Italian daddy does as good a job protecting me as your southern daddies. (You don't know what 'over protective' means unless you have Italian parents, gah!)

I like pancakes for breakfast with maple syrup. Good old New England maple syrup.

 

What about the saying....

If you love something set it free
and if it comes back it is yours but if it doesn't it was never yours to begin with.

Or something like that I am paraphrasing but the message is quite clear.

Sorry for your loss.
You should come up and visit.

By the way I do love the south and I have lived in Massachusetts all my life.

 

You don't know what 'over protective' means unless you have Italian parents, gah!

I have Italian in-laws...does that count?

My Southern blood relatives still have more and bigger guns though.

 

Why would anything want to be a part of Massachusetts?? /ducks things being thrown at her...weeeee

 

I have to agree with meri on that one LOL

*Runs away*