FF:VIC RISE TO HAVOC. THE DAY OF INFAMY IS APON US

What is it good for?

Plenty of things.

Absolutely nothin'



SAY IT AGAIN!

HUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!



Aw, dammit, why do you have to make up other lyrics.

War is good for some things.

Such as getting the kids involved.

And trucks.

Can you think of some other things? Let's think of things together!

It's good for...uh...seeing new and interesting places and meeting new people?




[side note: as I have reached the dubious milestone of 10,000 posts, I have made a beautiful testament to the people and things that have shaped my lie. Some of you are mentioned...in almost favourable light...]

Everyone has more posts than me. I'm getting on to four whole years at this dump and i'm only up to two and a half thousand. Almost.


And PoT, it isn't thinking together, it's brainstorming! You'll never get a DipEd without that phrase!

I don't think I'm up to 10k yet. I spend too much time at the pub obviously.

TBM, we don't use them big words round here. Ruins the ambience.

Yeah, but you are a big note celebrity style poster. You've been a mod, and dude, you are watched by 158 posters! I'm watched by a whole 11 or something, and half of them haven't posted in years.


*has mid-JC crisis*

So I nepotised (i so hope that's a word) my way into a cushy coloured name, rubber-stamped through by a truly "Top Bloke"TM who has the singular honour of probably never being allowed back and similarly couldn't care less.

Doesn't make me no damn celebrity damnit. I'm a man of the people, and will remain thus, unless a more promising political career can begin to burgeon among the more elite middle-to-upper aristocracy.

That's it PoT, stay true to your roots...

Bugger your roots, they are Scottish and shamefully country. Become an elite today! you are one of the true sort[i/]...

Face it, you are known to snotty 13 year old fan boys all over the world. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Nonsense TBM, utter nonsense. How quickly the young forget...

Everything is proceeding as I have forseen...

Avoiding the truth doesn't change the harsh realities of things.

Ha. Truth. Ridiculous. War?

No War!

We must first learn to love and educate ourselves and and all those around us, to further our casue and increase our chances of survival as a species.




...Then we war.

No, War takes precedence. With war, we can weed out those who are a bit too slow, a bit too stupid, a bit too indecisive, or just a bit too unlucky, thus cleansing the gene pool and ensuring a tight propagation of superior stock.