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RMFF Line By Line Theatre (Formerly the Posting Fiends Thread)

Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by PtrsonsZOO, Aug 21, 2003.

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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    THREEPIO: But, sir!

    The buffeting of lasers becomes louder and stronger.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LEIA: They're getting closer!

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: (with a gleam in his eye) Oh yeah? Watch this.

    Expectantly, they look out the cockpit window as stars do
    not go into hyperspace, but just sit there.
    Han and Chewie look at each other and are thrown into an
    acute state of concern.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LEIA: Watch what?

    Han tries again. Still nothing.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: I think we're in trouble.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    THREEPIO: If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive
    motivator has been damaged. It's impossible to go to light-speed!

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: We're in trouble!

    The explosions become heavier.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    EXTERIOR: SPACE -- MILLENNIUM FALCON -- TIE FIGHTERS -- STAR DESTROYER

    The Falcon races into the starry vastness, followed by the
    four Imperial TIE fighters and an Imperial Star Destroyer.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT

    Stars race by as flak bursts outside the Falcon's window.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- HOLD

    Han works furiously at some control panels while giving
    various orders to Chewie.

    HAN: Horizontal boosters...!

    (Chewie barks)

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: Alluvial dampers...! Well that's not it.

    (Chewie barks)

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: Bring me the hydrospanners!

    Chewie hurries over to the pit and places the tools on the
    edge.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

    Suddenly, a loud thump hits the side of the Falcon,
    causing it to lurch radically. Chewie barks. The tools fall
    into the pit on top of Han.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: Oww! Chewie!

    More turbulence rocks the ship.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: That was no laser blast! Something hit us.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LEIA: (over comlink) Han, get up here!

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: Come on, Chewie!

    Han climbs out of the hold like a shot. Both he and Chewie
    run out of the hold and toward the cockpit.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT

    Out the front cockpit window, they see hundreds of
    asteroids racing by.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LEIA: Asteroids!

    Han changes places with Leia who has been at the controls,
    and Chewie gets into his chair. Han works his controls as a
    chunk of rock crosses in front of the ship.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: Oh, no! Chewie, set two-seven-one.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LEIA: What are you doing? You're not actually going into an asteroid
    field?

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?

    Another asteroid thumps against the ship and Leia winces at
    the jolt.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    LEIA: You don't have to do this to impress me.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    THREEPIO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid
    field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.

     
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    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    HAN: Never tell me the odds!

     
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