Speculation Robert Pattison wants to play Jar Jar for VII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Legolas Skywalker, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    LOL wut

    Pretty sure that thread title should say "A blogger thinks Pattinson should play Jar-Jar Binks because he expressed an interest in being in the film and he doesn't understand the criticism of Jar-Jar Binks."
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  4. gregvader123 Jedi Master

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    YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

    Episode VII Rise of the Volturi
  5. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    That's too long of a title lol
  6. Chrono85 Jedi Master

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    I'm sure he is joking. Anyways, if E7 is set a couple of decades or more after Jedi, then JarJar might have died from old age....unless his species is long lived.
  7. Saurion-Fett Force Ghost

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    Is this another gay character in star wars thread?
  8. LordMortis315 Jedi Grand Master

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    I actually don't hate Robert Pattinson, he's been on record saying he hates Twilight and thinks that Meyer is a madwoman. :p
  9. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Pattinson is straight. But stereotypes are always fun.
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  10. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    He hates Twilight? you have source, i want to hear that
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  12. LordMortis315 Jedi Grand Master

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    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/RobertPattinson

    This is where I first read that. I'd research it further, but I'm too lazy. :p
  13. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    Interesting hmm [face_dancing]
  14. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    He probably doesn't like being best known as the sparkly vampire that so many people want to beat the **** out of.
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  15. DarthMak Force Ghost

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    He can be an armored stormtrooper.

    EDIT: That doesn't talk.
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  16. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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    If he want to be in Star Wars, he need to branch out and do somehting else FIRST before even going anywhere near this franchise.

    And by that i mean, some indie films or something like that. I only know him for HP and Twilight.
  17. Varactyl Jedi Knight

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    RPatz is the biggest troll in Hollywood. (I say that lovingly.) Nobody hates Twilight more than he does.
  18. gregvader123 Jedi Master

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    Shia La douche as Han Solo Organa Skywalker Jr.
  19. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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    can we please never have him.
  20. Varactyl Jedi Knight

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    cosigned
  21. VonDan Jedi Master

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    Nine out of ten fans agree no Jar Jar unless his sister is in the movie too.

    Jee Jee Binks
    Gungian Gangsta Bitch and National Hero

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    From the time of her earliest memories Jee Jee had a desire to
    eradicate the shame her older brother had inflicted on the
    family. For years she honed her skills among the gangs that
    roamed the ruins of the under water city of Otha Gunga. Now she
    is ready to restore the families honor.

    "Mesa Wana Busta capa your Assa"
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  22. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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  23. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    Hell, thats at least half right
  24. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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    You mean that he hates twilight is true?:eek:
  25. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    God forbid. [face_praying]

    Let us pray:

    Dear Almighty Patron Saint of Screaming Silently Inside While My Girlfriend Sits Through Yet Another Twilight Movie Beacuse She Loves Vampires But Cant See That A Sparkleing Vampire Sitting In A Tree Is In Fact Not A Vampire But A Faerie:

    I beseech thee to bestow upon thy servent the faith of the little ones so that I may glorify thy name among the droves of the pasty white instrument of unholy maddness and quell the coming apocolypse of eternal twilight films. Yea, even so, I have read in the annals of time the desire, nay, the bi-polar psychotic intentions of making even more twilight films in the future.

    Ooooooommmmm Oooooommmmm,

    Your Humble Servant

    (Seriously, I read they are thinkng of making another! %^^$, &&%^$, &^%$ and &^$$@)
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