JCC Robots You'd Like to See

great, you've got me scared to say whether i like toast or not.

 

I want to see an invisible cloaked, sith ninja assassin robot, armed with two lightsabers, one infrared and the other ultraviolet.

 

how the hell you gonna see an invisible robot?

 

Who doesn't want to see the impossible?

 

i just want snacks.

 

Invisible snacks always taste like air. Isn't that odd?

 

Do you agree that toast is a good snack?

 

As your lawyer, tom, I must remind you that jp-30 believes we don't currently have the technology for a robot who can both make toast and wear a hat.

 

To be fair, has anybody seen if it is possible for a human to make toast while wearing a straw hat? I have never done it.

 

Robot Wocky.

Oh wait.

 

okay fine, yes i like toast! it is warm and crispy and the perfect place for jelly to lay.

 

Aha, you'd best be wanting to visit my other thread that was in no way a trap.

Also, as an aside is it possible to swap your robot's chef hat (or head) for one fashioned out of something like straw?

 

Robots in Disguise

 

I'd like to see a robot that is large. Like the size of a bus, maybe. And the robot has a large watering pail. And maybe it would pour the water over people like it was watering plants.

 

no, never.

you could be seeing those right now! how would you know?

 

What about a hat made from some sort of natural fibre?

 

hmm is it a chef's hat?

 

A chef hat that is made from straw and painted white would be OK wouldn't it? The top part might be a bit stiff to the touch, but at least then you'd be able to discover whether a chef robot can make toast while wearing a straw hat if it is disguised as a chef's hat. It might be possible that the technology does exist to see a robot make toast wearing a straw hat, using chef hat loopholes it just might work.

 

Incredibly you have seen right through my cunning plan.

 

I feel that in the future of the year 2000, people of the world will look back on this thread of this forum and pay homage to those that pioneered the straw hat wearing toast maker chef robot idea. They will wonder how we ever managed to make toast before this revelation. They will say that World hunger was solved that day, and that it was the key to the manned exploration of the solar system.

 

I warned you all.

 

Muhahahahaha.

 

All I would need is a friendly-Ish robot that can make waffles, dispenses cigarettes, and gives television access to the Dodgers.

 

Two whole pages and nobody has posted the lifeform song. Fail.