SWRPF Archive Rogue Squadron's secret base

Wraith Lead

well, best thing I can think to do is to move on to a new chamber. which one do you suggest, my fellow wraiths?

 

Rogue 3

Oh my, you're right, YY did make some sense!

I heard Satan is opening a lovely skii resort in hell

I wonder if Anne has drunk all the sushibeer herself? Maybe we are actually supposed to leave an offering for her.

 

Red Lead

I'd say, hmmmm, the middle one.

 

Wraith Lead

ok, whatever you say Ben

*leads group into middle chamber*

be careful for traps!

 

*Takes a look at the symbol on the middle door and recognizes it as a Ancient Hindu drawing of a centipede* HMMM. Nowhere in the riddle does it mention a centipede so this has to be it.

 

Wraith Lead


a centipede? PLEASE explain yourself, Loki

 

The Hindu people use to worship many gods who inturn had many symbols; the swallow, the pig, and the cup of Java were three of the four symbols of the Hindu Death Goddess, Kali, the Centipede was the only one in the riddle not mentioned. Coming from the riddle is that the Thuggee cult section that occupied this temple still exists and makes everybody that goes through the Swallow door drink the blood of Kali like they did to Indiana Jones. The Cup of Java door leads you to a room that they take you from and rip your heart out and cast you into lava like that one poor Hindu in the temple of Doom. I'm guessing that the pig door leads to a room of ravanous pigs that'll eat ya before you take two steps. See the Centipede door is the only on that makes sense if you want to live. But have no one go up to the walls incase it's like that crushin room.

 

Red Lead

Wow, lucky we picked this one then.

 

You want my vipers to deal with the ravenous pigs?I've got pythons as well as cobras.they'll take care of the pigs in no time.Can even put Miss Piggy to distract them.Kermit the frog will be free of her then.He!He! He!

 

Wraith 3

Rogue Girl I hope you know what a mongoose is. But if you don't it is a small mammal that lives in India and eats poisnous snakes, A mongoose pales in comparison to a pig when it becomes hungry and sees a snake.

 

Rogue 12

I'm here! Sorry I'm late.....
*runs into temple*
Where is everyone ?

Guess I'll go try some of these here doors...
*opens door with stick figure on it*
Oops, no thats a bathroom....
*opens door with flying monkey on it*
Anyone in here? What the?!!! Ahhhhh! Flying Monkeys! Help Help, it got me get it off!
*starts failing whip around uselessly*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
*gets carried off by monkeys*
Noooooooooo!!!! *throws can of sushibeer on ahead, monkeys fly after it, dropping our hero for the momment*
Ok....I think I'll go meet up with the others now......
*meets up with the others in the centipede room place thing*

 

Rogue 4

lol, Aragorn. sorry to tell you this, but you're with me and JGoC. We're over in this corridor. It's much nicer in here, no ugly centipedes that look like Loki.

 

Rogue 12

Our hero valiently figures out his mistake.
Ahhhh!!! I must have met up with (dun dun dun) Clones!

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How could I mistake them for fellow pilots with all that armor on? Wait, the flying monkeys are back!

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Ahhhhhhh! Run away! Run away!

*runs away*

Oh.....I hope Loki and the rest notice those Clones and Flying Monkeys while they're over there....oh well

<several hours pass while Aragorn wanders around but then he meets up with MJS and the rest>

"I will now meet up with MJS and the rest," says our hero.

*meets up with MJS and the rest*


(That better Mara?)

 

Red Lead

Egad, Wraiths! Look at those clones and flying monkeys. They are attacking poor Aragorn. I hope he will be alright.

Duly noticed, Aragorn.

 

Wraith 3

HO HO HO. Will you look at that Aragon fell down a trap door and look he pulled all the Rogues with him.

 

Wraith Leader

*curses Rogues and their monkees*

all right, Wraiths lets go help them out or go down with them. be careful!!!! observe your surrondings, report in what you see.

 

Of course I know what a mongoose is.But I'm sure you know what I meant.You've been drinking too much sushibeer again.

 

*does a jig*

I have escaped teh monkeys!
Joy!

What the? Oh no! A new threat! No wait, false alarm, nothing happened.

 

Wraith Leader

NO CHATTING and use your callsigns!

ok, move out group.

 

Rogue 12

* via comlink*

Hello? Wraiths? I think I lost the other Rogues again....where are you?

 

Wraith 7
I'm still flying recon with my vipers in case something nasty hits the Wraiths.wherte did you lose the Rogues?

 

Red Lead

Yeah, we'd better go get those silly Rogues.

 

Wraith Lead

He lost them, roguegirl, so I doubt he knows where they are.
Well, we are currently trying to make our wayt hrough these chambers to the one in the middle. You're welcome to join us if you can find us. I don't know where the Rogues got to.

 

Wraith7
I'll see if I can spot them from here. Never fear,Wraith 7 is here.

 

Rogue 12

That's it, its time I gain some allies that I won't loose....

Flying Monkeys!

<several hours pass by>

Narrator: Our hero has decided the best bait for the flying monkeys...is himself. We never said our hero is very bright.

"Hey, Flying Monkeys over here!"

*flying monkeys fly over here*

<*waves hand* you will no longer try to eat me. You will now be my loyal followers>

What teh? Evil Nazis! Oh no!

Get them flying monkeys! Get them!

*hides behind rock*