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  1. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
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    Hmmm... the right stuff, wasn't that a song that Weird Al parodied?

    'What's in the middle... the white stuff...

    O-o-oreeeo, the white stuff..'

    :p

    K' I'm being silly now.

    So we've found a bunch of sushibeer, but that must not be the right thing. *looks around chamber*

    Hey, is that another trap door? This one seems to be leading toward a light source...
  2. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    Rogue 12


    *gets up*

    Sadly, I am not as attached to sushibeer as I am to Cherry Coke.

    *heads to next trap door*

    Onward! To the true treasure!
  3. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 5
    Wraith Lead

    maybe.... maybe theres a chamber containing the essentials:
    Sushibeer, Love, Chuppa Chups, a "how to have a Strong Liver" handbook, and a giant "semla"

    :D
  4. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
    star 6
    Rogue 3

    Eeeep! It's Lt. Ketch holding a lightsaber! That's the light at the end of the tunnel :eek:

    Yub Yub!

    I think he want's us to follow him! Come on Rogues!
  5. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 27, 2000
    star 5
    Wraith Lead

    *catches a glimpse of Kettch*
    Come on Wraiths!!!!!

    must... beat.... Rogues!!!!

    (lol great idea JGoC)
  6. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    Rogue 12

    *trips TEH* :p Sorry bout that....

    *runs*
  7. Red_Oktobur Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2001
    star 6
    Red 2


    *trips Aragon* oops



    *runs ahead*

    *catches up with Kettch*

    Hi there!
  8. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    Rogue 12


    *gets up*

    Wait! Thats a Klone Kettch :eek: , put here to lure us away!

    *runs in opposite direction to look for the Real Kettch*
  9. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2000
    star 5
    Red Lead

    Ahhh! They're all klone Ketches!!! One of them has to be real!
  10. roguegirl Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2001
    star 4
    If you find a Kettch that's not dazed-looking,that's the real one. I remember that from the THRAWN TRILOGY.
  11. Red_Oktobur Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2001
    star 6
    *Finds one that is smiling and watching away from the crowd*


    Are you the real Kettch?

    Kettch: I might be.

    I FOUND HIM! :D
  12. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 5
    Wraith Lead

    :p to you Aragorn!!!

    hey Red, you're with my group, right?

    *runs up to Red and follows the Real Kettch into the treasure room*

    muhahaha!!!
  13. Mara-Jade-Skywalker Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 21, 2000
    star 5
    Rogue 4

    *chases EH and Kettch to real treasure*

    Onward, Rogues!!
  14. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    Rogue 12

    *flying monkeys grab all of the Kettches*

    Fly monkeys! Fly! Away from teh Wraiths!

    *monkeys pick up Rogues, and fly all the Kettches and Rogues away*

    :D
  15. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
    star 6
    Rogue 3

    Good work guys!

    *watches as stray Lt. Kettch bites a wraith...*

    Haha! Yub Yub! Better get that looked at before you catch rabid ewok disease...
  16. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 5
    Wraith Lead

    you betrayer :p

    *loads sushibeer and other goodies from the treasure room into X-Wing*
  17. Loki_Nightstalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 2001
    star 2
    Wraith 3

    *Room is filled with swirling smoke* Out of the extreme cold of Colorado, from the mighty ditch of the Volga canyon, I have returned! *The smoke clears off showing Wraith 3 sitting on top of a chest with all the rogues locked in it.* Man Colorado wasn't fun. *Throws every item the rogues had on them except their clothes on the floor* This should hold them a while. *Swallows the key to the energy-absorbent chest* And to make sure. *Breaks the lock so it stays locked forever.*
  18. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    Rogue 12

    *monkeys drop chest on Loki*

    We're free!

  19. Loki_Nightstalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 2001
    star 2
    Wraith 3

    Oh well the rogues are still locked in the rubber chest that absorbs energy. *Falls throught a trap door* HEY!!! There is a bunch of statuettes of Obi Anne down here. *CLinking is heard* Hey I just pulled a slip of paper from the big statue in the center of all the statuettes, it says "You win." But what did I win? A porsch, a Vespa, The lottery, a life time supply of sushibeer? What did I win????
  20. Red_Oktobur Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2001
    star 6
    Red 2


    Here! It's a door that leads back to base!


    WE WON! :D
  21. TheEmperorsHand Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 5
    Wraith leader

    Go wraiths and tag-alongs!!!! :D
  22. Mara-Jade-Skywalker Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 21, 2000
    star 5
    Rogue 4
    Says who? :p We still have a lifetime supply of sushibeer from the Kettchs so there. :p ;)
  23. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    Rogue 12


    I have won all of the flying monkeys. Thats good enough for me ;)
  24. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2000
    star 5
    Well, those come in handy, Aragorn. :D
  25. Mara-Jade-Skywalker Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 21, 2000
    star 5
    Rogue 4

    yes, flying monkeys and sushibeer are always better than treasure; they are a treasure themselves. :p
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