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Wraith 7

hmmm..... *loops around * too bad slingshots don't have heat seekers built in! *fires wombat missile at Anne* *opens up w/ lasers*

 

Wraith Four

*Gives up momentarily on Anne and loops around to attack Jaina_Mirax*

"Here I come. Watch out for rodent crossing!"

*Fires chipmunk cannon and several heat-seaking woodchuck missiles*

 

Rogue 10

*feels her X-Wing shaking*

"Sith! I got hit on my left wing. Not too bad of a damage done, but engine affected!"

*flies a looping to get away from YY*

 

*YY wacthes a woodchuck hit Jaina_Mirax's X-Wing and gets a good laugh out of it*

"It was a good hit wasn't it? And the little woodchuck is still gnawing on the ship!"

 

Wraith Leader

ooooh Rogues
I'm your wing, YY lets get her

 

Wraith Four

*Pursues Jaina some more, firing rabid chipmunks as he goes*

"You can have the 'kill' EH!"

 

Wraith 3

Great job YY!

 

~Rogue 9~

"HA! Do you think you could 'kill' my wingwoman, folks? - No way!"

*starts a long looping and so he´s suddenly at YY´s back*

"Just concentrating on one target, haven´t you?"

*aims YY´s tail*
*iniates special weapon: old fish-heads*

"SMELL THIS!"

*fires*

 

Wow,fish-heads and wombats.what next? I have a feeling the Imps are going to laugh themselves silly if they see this.

 

Red 11 in, and you know i would love to see what the imperials thinkf os us, might as well get in on the act

Fires her turbo lasers at Rougegirl than runs, also shots at Rogue leader

 

Rogue 10

*sends out a giant octopus to get rid of the woodchuck-problem*

*octopus climbs to the back of the X-Wing, kicking the woodchucks off the figher and sealing the damage they caused*

"I am back on track! Watch out YY I am gonna get ya!"

*starts to speed up to catch up with Rogue 9*

"Hey Yar, fishheads... cool! Thanks for the help. I heard there are new ice-skates-missiles. Should test them on sunday
Let´s go after YY!"

*starts speeding up again and flying a circle to get closer to YY*

 

Dodges knight and fires at rogue leader again

 

Wraith Four

*Fish head slams into YY's upper left S-foil and flops into the engines with a sizzle*

"Son of a biscuit eater!"

*Drops a few marmot mines behind*

"Hahahahaha!"

 

Wraith 7

Gr...... *fires more wombat missiles at Anne* [Austin Powers] Why....won't.....you.....die???!!!! [/Austin Powers]

 

Wraith Leader

you should have gotten her YY! too bad i missed

*starts chasing Yar and shooting an odd assortment of fruit*

you are all so abusive of the poor animals

 

Wraith 3

Wombats?

Looks at Anne through scopes, Nobody picks on Wraiths.

Flys toward her screaming like xena. Now prepare to meet my vicious attack sushi pirhanahs!!! Shoots sushi out, and they head toward Anne.

 

~Rogue 9~

*YY´s mines ahead*

"oh, how sweet!"

*sending out 25% of Germany´s unemployees*

"Let´s get those mines, folks!"

*human wall smashs against YY´s mines; and Yar´s workers are quite encouraged...*

*seconds later all mines are destroyed. BTW: nobody was injured in this action and nobody died. after the work was done the unemployees mysterically disappeared*

"Hey Jaina, let´s get those Weirds. They are bothering me!"

*loops around and suddenly old fruits smash against his wing*

"D@mmit! Shields=75%, all laser-system down. Jaina, you better save my @s$ now!"

 

Red 6

What did you hit me for,Red 11,we're on the same wing squadron. Rogue Leader,are we going to let Red 11 get away with hitting us?* shoots empty coke cans at RED 11* This is what you get ,RED 11.

 

Red 11 Dodges Coke Cans and fires at JGOC,runs,than turns around and fires purple paint on rogues 10 and 9 and then fires again at JGOC.

 

Rogue 5

*make JGoC dodge so she doesn't get a clear aim at Anne*

Where is my regular Wingmate?
But as long she isn't here, can I offer you my help Anne?

 

Red 11 shots purple paint at Rogue 5

 

-->Rogue 10<--

"Mac! watch your back!!!"

*looks down at Rogue 9*

"Hmm Yar...your X-Wing looks like a fruit salad....yummy! No not really it is all molded! Be careful! All those worms are crawling around on your X-Wing"

*flying above Rogue 9*

"Ok, I will cover you in artificial snow...the worms will freeze and drop off your machine"

*pushes button*

*X-Wing starts to shake ´cause the snow machines inside the S-foils are starting to produce snow*

*touches display*

"Ok, here we go!"

*snow covers Yar´s X-Wing*