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Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Obi Anne, Dec 13, 2001.
*Leise rieselt der Schnee.*
"I am dreaming of white X-Mas!"
"WoW! It worked! Did you see the small gifts inbeween the snowflakes? Great special effects!"
*turns and looks out for targets*
"WeÂ´ll make this Universe a better place one day, Jaina!"
"But for now: LetÂ´s get this WEIRD- Leader! Go ahead, Jaina. I am right behind you and wait till my Lasers are repaired again!"
*start heading towards Emperor's Hand*
"Watch out, EH! Crazy Germans coming in!"
*aims at EH*
"Locked! Transferring data to your R2, Yar!"
"Hannawald 1" -- GO! Schmitt 2--GO!"
"Your turn Yar!"
Someone hit my surround sound stereo that was on an endless loop of all the Beatles songs and made it stop playing!! Whoever did this will pay!!!
*arms Yellow Submarine torpedo with a Blue Meanie on top and prepares to fire sushibeer lasers at whoever perpetrated this horrific act*
Weird, uhm, i mean WRAITH Leader
to those crazy germans
so to you. i'm not about to die yet!
*gets hit by snow*
*turns around facing the Germans*
*hits them with a random assortment of fresh fruit*
A knight? *draws broadsword- jumps out of cockpit- defeats knight, gets back in* *strokes chin* (people think I'm thinking about something important when I do that, but I'm really just thinking, "Smooth.......")
Oh well, *fires broadswords at Anne* Hmmm...need a new victim..... *fires wombats at MJS*
Hey! I was born in Germany! Although I can't speak german, when I hear it I understand it! (freaky huh? I mean I only lived there 2 years)
*Dives in to protect EH Screaming and firing sushibeer pihranas randomly*
Hey, wait, there's purple paint on my x-wing! I'm gonna have to clean it off.
*Hands R2-Refriderator a squeegie*
*Aragorn's broadsword hits the starboard engine*
Hey that cut off my sushibeer supply!!!
*filled with anger she launches the very dreaded bandyballmissile on JGoC*
I'm not done with you yet,Red 11.* shoots more coke cans at Red 11*
Red 11 avoids coke cans, and they hit rogue leader and JGOC.Shots red,white and blue paint at Anne,TEH, and red9
*Shoots sushibeer lasers and yellow submarine torpedo at random wraiths and reds*
Hey i was born in Germany, too, JGoC!
Seriously: Where were you born? North/South/West... or maybe East?!
(Sorry for chatting, Commander )
*YarÂ´s R2 unit Blinker gets Jaina data*
*screams and yells as loud as he can: GO HANNI! DO IT AGAIN!
"This looks like another No1-jump of our german ski-jumpers!"
*lasers reloaded, but the flying fruit salad smashs against his front window*
"Better clean this off! Perhaps i should return to the next petrol station..."
*suddenly the jabba-missile returns and eats the old fruit*
"Ah! NothingÂ´s better than a clean front window. Now take this, WEIRD Leader!"
*fires old fish-heads*
A bandy missile? ? Oh no! This calls for drastic measures *hits countermeasures- two krispy kreme donuts fly out aft of x-wing* Nothing can resist krispy kremes! *missile hits krispy kremes*
Yay! *shoots more broadswords at Anne*
*mutters something about crazy germans*
alright, JGoC lets get them
*chases Yar and hits him with new amuniton, a mix of sushibeer AND fruit*
A displaced crazy german
Hehe, I'm ready to get 'em EH. Pirahnahs, locked and loaded.
BTW I was born in Wiesbaden, in the South West I think?
Let's go JGoC!
*Fires Yoko Ono missle at Yellow Submarine missle and it breaks up*
Yay! Now to take care of those pesky Rogues... *Aims at MJ and fires voly of Pihrannas at her. The entire school spread out and circles her, slowly getting closer, eventually they beging to eat her R2 unit.*
*loops around in circles cause the Rogues won't post*
Indeed, they are behaving just like the imps did. They play for a while, then when things get tough the run away.
You were supposed to capture, not the destroy the submarine! i wanted it!
*captures remains of submarine*
and don't ally yourself with Yoko Ono!! no good will come from this
Sorry lead, I just got carried away. That Yoko missle is powerful stuff! You should hear the sound track it plays over and over *shudders* It's like nails on a chalk board!
What is this...a foodfight? whatever happened to the proton torpedo?Or is it too impossible even for a computer?
(you can use normal torpedos if you want to roguegirl, but it's funnier this way)
*tired of getting shot at with broadsword rogue leader opens up her cockpit catches one of broadswords and jumps onto Aragorn's x-wing*
Come our here and fight woman to man!
*does some impressing moves with her new sword*
*goes into a steep dive, pulls X-wing around and tries to get EmperorsHand into the computer*
"You dare to chase my wingman?!?!
"Schill is called no-mercy-judge for a reason!"
*gets out the "Stoiber-guns"(the meanest weapon around!) and fires at EmperorsHand*