Discussion in 'Literature' started by Dark_Sith_Alf, May 10, 2001.
Well done Darth_Sith_Alf.
I'm seconding Matthew_Trias...you do belong in Moffell.
Peregrine, no I wasn't thinking of a love triangle, but now that you mention it, would Palpy suspect anything when his son is born with a deaths head mask and a respirator?
In Star Wars the White Star Line would probably be the Kuat Drive Yards.
And who would Ismay be?
And what is Moffell?
Moffell is... something special.
Seriously, what is Moffell? It reminds me of GODV series, like moffship, mofference, etc.
Getting warmer by the minute... Moffel is where we all end up... eventually
Or is Moffell a word someone made up and there is no meaning or importance.
I LOVE MOFFELL!!
No! Moffel is real! Moffel lives!!!
*head begins to spin*
*eyes flash demonically red*
Im guessing that then some day Ketch is going to burn in Moffell?
Somehow I'm beginning to love Moffell, too. Whatever it is
"And the Moffship blunders on!"
Last night I couldn't sleep thinking of Moffell. I'm going nuts!
Time to end this Moffell nonsense. This thread will self destruct killing all users in 22.214.171.124.1..just kidding.
Dark_Sith_Alf, they will never tell us what the heck the Moffell is, I'm afraid.
Fear is the path to the darkside. I don't care about Moffell anymore lets move on. Now who would be Ismay on "Titanic" in the Star Wars Universe?
Who was Ismay? I'm forgetting things...
EDIT: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Moffell is. You have to see it for yourself.
Ismay was the owner of the White Star line.
But of course you can see Moffel, you just have to find the right thread!
Ismay would be Kuat of Kuat, no? Featuring Dog-thingy! I wonder if Ismay had an undead relative...
Yeah, Kuat of Kuat he is! Maybe in Titanic they would have to say Ismay of Ismay.
"Ismay of Ismay stared out over the Ismay shipyards(tm). Beyond them the country of Ismay lay, where Ismay of Ismay had grown up with his father, Ismay of Ismay senior, and founder of the Ismay shipyards. The Ismay family had a long and proud Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay Ismay!!!!!!!!!"
Excert from TIEtanic, the book inspired by the film inspired by the true story(tm)
Ismay of Ismay, who was Ismay and loved White Star Lines, had to protect White Star Lines. But one day a bounty hunter named Ice Boba Fred came and destroyed everything.
Somthin' for Kettch. A fine piece if literature written by Aaron Allston:
The hatch swung open. Beyond, a shadowy figure pointed a blaster at Wedge. Wedge dropped out of reflex, rolled to the side, came up on his knees with his own blaster in hand. But no enemy emerged to fire upon him. He kept his own aim on the hatch and reached for his comlink.
"Is there a problem, Commander?" That was Face leaning unconcerned against the X-wing simulator only a few meters away.
"Get down, there's a hostile in there-"
Face half ducked behind the corner of his simulator, then took another look. "I don't think so, sir." His mouth twitched, a partially successful effort to hide a a smile.
Wedge rose and came forward, leaned out far enough for a quick peek into the simulator cockpit, then leaned in again for a longer look.
His intruder was an Ewok.
Not even a living Ewok. It was a stuffed toy the size and girth of a real Ewok, and designed to look just like one, but just a toy.
It was dressed in a scaled-down version of a New Republic fighter pilot's uniform, down to the authentic-looking suit system control panel on his chest, helmet on his head, and blaster in his paw.
In his other paw was a datapad. Wedge retrieved it and looked at the message. It read: Lieuntenant Kettch reporting for duty, sir. Yub, yub, Commander!
Wedge shook his head sorrowfully. "Sometimes I miss my sanity." He retrieved the toy and handed it to Face. "Deal with that."
Face, who was working so hard to repress a laugh that he couldn't speak, simply threw a salute and escaped with the Ewok pilot.
That Aaron Allston can write great stuff!
Yub, yub, commander
Instead of Rose and Jack in the cargo hold it would be Isard and Palpatine in the superlaser control room.
Superlaser? Yub yub Commander, but Lusankya doesn't have a superlaser. Maybe in the TIE fighter hangar bay...