ROTJ - How did the Emperor actually die?

thats why he couldn't forsee his death at Endor, he was using some force power to hold in his farts and irregular urinating.

 

He was so old that he had a bladder problem. That's why people that old should wear diapers!

 

Welcome to May!

SBC

 

He could have saved the day with proper hygenie.

Which brings up the question of what he was wearing under his robes... brrr!

 

I always thought it would be hot falling down into shafts that lead to reactors and whatnot. I figured he combusted. Maybe he unleashed his Sith energy upon doing so, which destroyed him?

Crackpot, I know.

 

i think the Emperor was of Scottish Decent, so nothing under the robes

 

Dig that natural ventilation!

I guess when you're Emperor you can do whatever you darn well want.

 

no underwear, lightning coming out of his hands. i bet he had a yacht on kamino(SP).

yes, the "Big E" (his pimp name), had it made. Until his bouncer through him into the Pit of Everlasting Love, from such a high height of course.

yes that's right. Darth Vader was his day name, by night, he was Darth Bouncer, strong in the art of love, and love makin'

*cue the cheesy porn music*
bow chicka bow bow. ooonts.ooonts.oonts. boowwoww chiickaiickaiicka bow wowwowwow.

 

What the hell are you talking about Jedi John?
*sighs*

 

Nobody know what john is talking about these days. I just ignore him most of the time.

SBC

 

there was speculation of the Emperor going commando. read a little bit back into the thread and you will see.

 

If he wanted to go commando, he could get away with it. No one is going to dare laugh at him.

 

I just go with the idea that it was the dark side energy which was released after he died

Darth Maul was no where near as powerful as Palpatine was, Palpatine was a true Sith master not just a feirce apprentice

 

Also, Maul wasn't using Force lightning when he died. Palpatine and C'baoth were.

Also, if I remember correctly, Palpatine wasn't using Force lightning when he died in Dark Empire, and thus there was no blue fire.

 

Maul not having exploded is no defence. Not all Jedi evaporate. Or sometimes they do, but have to be burned first.

 

okay, according to 3PO no one should 'get technical' with anybody, but Qui-Gon is about the only Jedi we see evaporating - Ben and Yoda only completely vanish without the slightest trace of them - not even vaporization
sorry