ROTJ Line by Line

Luke: Wouldn't miss it.

 

Han: How we doing?

 

Luke: The same as always.

 

Han: That bad, huh? Where's Leia?

 

Leia: I'm here.

 

Threepio: Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated. Immediately.

 

Han: Good. I hate long waits.

 

Threepio: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all powerful Sarlac.

 

Han: Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Threepio: In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

 

Han: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?

 

Luke: You should have bargained, Jabba.

 

Luke: (cont.) That's the last mistake you'll ever make.

 

Jabba: Ho ho ho!

 

Han: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

 

Luke: Theres nothing to see. I grew up here you know.

 

Han: You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.

 

Luke: Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.

 

Han: Oh... great!

 

Leia: Aaaaah! Uuuh!

 

Jabba: Soon you will learn to appreciate me.

 

Threepio: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. R2, what are you doing here? Well I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They're going to execute master Luke, and if we're not careful, us too! Hmm, I wish I had your confidence. Victims of the almighty Sarlac, his excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But to any of you who wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas!

 

Han: Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of... worm ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?

 

Luke: Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us or die!

 

Jabba: More him into position!