ROTS what if game

you didn't finish your question, nor did you answer the previous post

 

I think Chunky the Hutt's only intent is to spam. It did it on other threads.

 

All right, how about this?

What if Grievous had eight arms instead of four?

 

Then he could be on a spinoff clone wars cartoon called "eight is enough," a wacky family comedy reality show where Greivous Knows Best, OR does he?

What if Nabooians laid eggs?

 

"What did you say?" Nute's line makes the best answer.

What if R2 had a built-in hot chocolate dispenser?

 

Then his counterpart would have a more colorful set of coverings and be known as M&M

What if Jango was a girl?

 

The name would be Jangita Fett.

What if R2-D2 had C-3PO's logic circuits and 3PO had R2's "attitude"?

 

Then they would make a tv show called Droids on Film, inspired by Damon Wayans.

What if Lucas decided to have Padme live?

 

She becomes Mon Mothma.

What Bail Organa was actually a Clawdite?

 

He could have impersonated Anakin, and been Leia's real father.

What if wookiees could fly?

 

Then we'd have this great scene in ROTS with an EXTRA furry faced wookie leading a vanguard of wookies in majestic v-formation up up above the droid army and then say, "ardgghhrhahhhhhagaaaaa" (subtitle: Winged-Wookies.....DIIIIIIIIIIVE!)

What if the jedi master and padawan teamed up to go door to door to teach people the good news about the after life?

 

It should be made into a reality show called "Street Preachers: Force Edition."

What if Chewie had been hostile to Yoda on Kashyyyk?

 

Yoda would have filmed a documentary called "Wild Wookiees: Revealed".

What if the clones had dressed up as Jedi and went door to door talking about their disguises?

 

The next movie would be STAR WARS: EPISODE III 1/2 - The Odd Couple.
One is a Sith. One is a Jedi. Can these two co-exist and raise children without driving each other crazy?
(Odd couple theme song and opening credits begin...)



What if after being told that Padme was pregnant, Anakin wondered "how could she be pregnant by me if I was away for a few months?"

 

He'd be really upset


what if Mace Windu was hispanic?

 

I don't think it would make a difference.



What if Yoda had Hippie hair?

 

He would have hippie hair.

What if the Jedi wore brioght pink robes instead of dull brown?

 

You could easily distinguish them in a crowd. Not good for stealth missions.


What if lightsabers came in neon colors?

 

Lightsaber fights would be a lot cooler.

What if the Jedi got their crazy powers from smoking weed and other drugs?

 

They would have a massive hangover and forget everything that they did.

What if lightsabers had batteries?

 

^^^

What if force powers depended upon batteries!

 

Then suited Vader would have been the most powerful Force user, EVAR.

What if Palpatine looked like the Emperor from the get go, in TPM?

 

Then Palps would look a lot like Skeletor after zapping himself (via Windu) in ROTS

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What if Padme went along with Anakin's galactic dynasty plans on Mustafar?

 

Then the GFFA would have been a safer, more secure society...
with all the Sith Family values in place.


What if Vader wasn't robbed of his leaping ability by the maker?

 

There would be OT, and I would cry.

What if Dooku had killed Anakin?