JCC The Royal Family Thread

If Suits comes back next year, she already informed TPTB, she won't be coming back with it.

 

Princess Grace Kelly indicates titles are permissible...

 

You're not remotely worthy

 

Princess. Grace. Kelly.

Clearly more important.

 

Those four people in the back have ruined a lovely photo.

SEND THEM TO THE TOWER.

 

Any nation who has no inside voice; thinks van Gogh rhymes with van Go, and that the main meal you eat is called an entree is not worthy of sitting at the same table as peopel who are appointed by a God that only exists for the purposes of underscoring how the terrorists of the 1770s fought a war against Him.

 

First overseas visit, for the newly engaged couple, is likely Australia. We're going to see Ender being arrested, live on TV, for burning a US flag and screaming "TREASON!" at Meghan Markle.

 

Let us know when that trip happens. I want enough time to make popcorn .

 

Why would I scream? There's no need to raise your voice (HINT HINT AMERICANS)

 

Nah, I can't see Ender burning a flag. It'd be undignified. I could see Ender shouting "AMERICAN HEATHEN!" at her though.

 

But I'm not American so I see no need to use volume when speaking. I understand the virtue of an inside voice, and will not ruin a journey in a lift with conversation. You can hear an American coming from 3 weeks back.

 

Come on, Ender. You may be a civilised chap, but you know full well Australian tourists are notorious for being loud. Especially after a few drinks.

 

It takes a few drinks to make it happen. I've seen Americans yell conversationally at each other across a gap of a few metres. I've been in a lift with 8 other strangers and they start talking to one another. Loudly.

People will strike up conversation on public transport.

It's really not ok. They've no inside voice. There isn't enough time to undo all the damage done to Ms Markle by virtue of her nationality either.

 

She may help American standing given she's not Trump.

 

If you trace her family history, she has Royal blood.

This is obviously going to be turned into a movie and it will be titled "The American Princess"

 

You weren't that well liked beforehand.

 

Royalty is for dummies, but this Merkle girl upsets Ender so I'm all for it.

 

How dare she pollute the royal bloodline with her Afr-- er, American heritage. Yes, I'm sure that's people's main concern.

 

She is a descendent of English nobility. Far from a commoner.

My main concern is my inability to purchase all the royal teacups from this wedding. Even though I am a republican, I like collecting memorabilia.

 

I think it's great that she's mixed race. I just think... couldn't he have found a nice Canadian mixed race actor? Someone from a country that's not as **** as America?

 

My main complaint was her nationality. Still is.