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RPG Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Archive: Games: RPG & Miniatures' started by Kizakh, Feb 3, 2003.

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  1. Kizakh

    Kizakh Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hey, all! I had a crazy idea today: collect a bunch of RPG-related pickup lines for no apparent reason. Let's try to keep it *more or less* clean, please.

    Here's one to get you started:

    You'd better watch out, sweet thing, because I just failed my Will save.
     
  2. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    I, personally, vote for "more" clean -- so let's keep it there... ;)

    Examples --

    "Hey, baby... is that a stack of d20s in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

    "My name is Lando Calrissian..." <---- (my favorite -- he's smooooooooooooth)
     
  3. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 17, 2002
    "Oh Baby forget about my Charisma Modifier, I got the skills!"
     
  4. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nov 1, 2000
    "With a plus 15 in Bluff, I can make you believe I'm Lando."


    "I don't got the ambidextery feat for nothin' baby!"
     
  5. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  6. Gorin_Zachian

    Gorin_Zachian Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 13, 2002
    "Wanna see my Quick Draw?"

    From D&D

    Male human and Female Elf in a bar.

    "Hey, manna make Half-Elves?"

    "Well you got your choice, Percise Shot, or Rapid Shot....."
     
  7. Tremaniac

    Tremaniac Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Feb 26, 2002
    Not quite a pickup line, but it was inspired by Cyberpunk.
    "Look, picking up women is easy! 80% of the time, they aren't interested, 10% of the time you get a slap in the face, and then 10% of the time you score and pickup a phone number or better! Just like if you rolled a ten!"
    Famous words of wisdom from my otherwise psychotic roommate.
     
  8. Crimson_Jedi_Knight

    Crimson_Jedi_Knight Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 21, 2001
    When in line for a club:"Hey, see the guy at the door. My prestige class favor is with him so...hook up with me and we'll see how well your dance checks are."
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    In response to a pick up attempt:

    "I'm a Paladin, ma'am. Thus, you may look but not touch."

    :D

    E_S
     
  10. JediBendu

    JediBendu Jedi Master star 3

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    "Just like my blaster, I'm set to stun"
     
  11. Kizakh

    Kizakh Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jan 27, 2002
    You must have one hell of a Sleight of Hand modifier, because you just stole my heart.
     
  12. Midnightguard

    Midnightguard Jedi Youngling star 3

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    LMAO... some of these lines sure do spread on the "cheeze" pretty thick.... :D
     
  13. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    "Hey baby, do you live in hyperspace because you're out of this GALAXY!"
     
  14. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Some girls like 'cheeze...' ;)

    Hehe.. and I can honestly say, as a sw geek girl, that I have had some of these tried on me, and they do work... to a degree... ;)
     
  15. The_Dark_Overlord

    The_Dark_Overlord Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Darth Vader in a bar.

    "Hey baby, wanna cruise around in my Star Destroyer"
     
  16. Yomin_Carr

    Yomin_Carr Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 12, 2002
    "Will you just say yes, or do I have to take twenty?"
     
  17. Fingorfin

    Fingorfin Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 7, 2001
  18. The_Dark_Overlord

    The_Dark_Overlord Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ooh.. here comes another one with Vader.


    Vader: "Wanna have a drink baby?"

    Girl: "No!"

    Vader: "Dont make me destroy you!"
     
  19. Kizakh

    Kizakh Jedi Youngling star 3

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    You know what they say about a man with a high Constitutiion score, don't you? ;)
     
  20. Tremaniac

    Tremaniac Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Feb 26, 2002
    It's a shame no one in my group ever plays a female. To see thier faces when an NPC drops one of these lines on them would be priceless!
     
  21. The_Dark_Overlord

    The_Dark_Overlord Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 16, 2002
    then you would want me in u´r RPG. I find it amusing to play a female character.



    and yes, it would be priceless to see what they would do. :D
     
  22. Kyp_side_of_TheForce

    Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 27, 2002
    oh Sith, if any guy in my party ever said that...
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    my character would slap them :p ...or, more likely, stun baton them...
    If any guy at school ever said that to me... they would be one of my new best friends... geeks are so cool!
     
  23. Ariokk

    Ariokk Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 24, 2003
    How bout...

    "Mind if I hang over here with you where there's less lag?"
     
  24. EwokSlayer01

    EwokSlayer01 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 7, 2003
    I'm gonna get a library card from the Galactic Library because I'm checking you out
     
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