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[RUINED CHILDHOOD] Ron Jeremy as Mario!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Valyn, Sep 9, 2005.

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  1. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    [image=http://www.gaming-media.com/_feature/videogames-movies/1_files/image009.jpg]

    :_|
     
  2. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Does a mushroom make him bigger?
     
  3. Fist_of_Mandalore

    Fist_of_Mandalore Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: Whos Peach, Pamela Anderson?
     
  4. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    more likely, Jenna Jameson
     
  5. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    Luigi must be Peter North :(

    But who will play Bowser?! :eek:
     
  6. yoshifett

    yoshifett Jedi Knight star 5

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    I was under the impression that only Lucas could ruin our childhood(s) :D
     
  7. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I dig the gloves.
     
  8. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
     
  9. Uncle_Owen_Kenobi

    Uncle_Owen_Kenobi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Wow, you missed the gag by a couple of years. This is like "All Your Base" kind of late. :p
     
  10. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    That was a pretty good porno flick. The unknown who played Peach was hawt.
     
  11. masterskywalker

    masterskywalker Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [face_sick]

    The man isn't even human for crying out loud! The love child of Micheal Jackson and the Stay Puff marshmellow man is more organic.

     
  12. yoshifett

    yoshifett Jedi Knight star 5

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    You mean kinda like my sig :D
     
  13. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    There's only room for one fat man.

    [image=http://mtflerenard.free.fr/supermario1.jpg]

    (though it does bring new meaning to the phrase "Do the Mario!")
     
  14. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I've seen that pic before, just haven't seen anything that funny in a good while.
     
  15. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    [face_laugh]

    Which movie is that from? I must procure it immidiately.
     
  16. crestfallen

    crestfallen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes, what is this movie called? I bet it is better acted and produced than that Super Mario movie crap with the dude from who framed roger rabbit.
     
  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    > [RUINED CHILDHOOD]

    Poor Valyn, he'll never be able to watch porn again. :(
     
  18. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    [face_laugh] LMAO [face_laugh]
     
  19. SomeRandomNerd

    SomeRandomNerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I feel... soiled.
     
  20. Excellence

    Excellence Jedi Knight star 7

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    1991 was moons ago, y'know! :oops:
     
  21. Jedi_Dajuan

    Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ugh, how can that man be in porn. He's ugly as hell, I don't care how big it is.

    Ironically though, he makes a good Mario.
     
  22. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I remember the Mario movie. 2 friends and I went to go see it as we got special screening tickets from my aunt. It wasn't worth the trip in gas to go see it.
     
  23. MariahJSkywalker

    MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *Shudders* I vaguely remember the Super Mario Bros. movie, and I wish I didn't remember it at all. The movie made no sense(hell, it wasn't even like the games), and it sucked hard.
     
  24. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    wait a sec...

    Ron Jeremy didn't really play Mario, did he? :eek:
     
  25. Jedi_Dajuan

    Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nope, pretty sure it was the Roger Rabbit guy.
     
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