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JCC Rush blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Lando Carmello, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    Not really.
     
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  2. Lando Carmello

    Lando Carmello Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nobody forced you too read this.
     
  3. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    What
     
  4. Lando Carmello

    Lando Carmello Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Just kidding.
     
  5. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I can't stop laughing.

    Nice sound bite, Rush. Sorry about your penis.
     
  6. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 8

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    I'm actually surprised he didn't blama Obama
     
  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    That's why there is so much vitriol directed at Obama by the Tea Party.

    Damn Kenyan communist shrunk their ****s.
     
  8. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Pssst....wanna know how Rush Limbaugh is like Freddy Krueger?

    Turn your back on him and he has no power.

    Seriously, don't these idiots in the news realize that when they run a story about Rush Limbaugh saying something outrageous, it makes his stock go up?
    It's like he's trademarked his own name.....he gets a dollar every time someone clicks on a news story about him.
     
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  9. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    And taking the crusts off a piece of bread doesn't make it smaller. Cutting off pinky fingers doesn't make your hand smaller, and cutting off your earlobes doesn't make your ears smaller.

    Right.
     
  10. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah, um, are you sure you really want to go with the phrase "these women" in this context?
     
  11. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Don't you already have a thread for this topic?
     
  12. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Well, if you consider the construction of the foreskin and the fact that it actually retracts over the shaft of the penis, then you can see how circumcision wouldn't actually reduce penis size unless it were performed incredibly poorly and removed too much skin.
     
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  13. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Well actually, I have to see the thread title in the topic list, lol.
     
  14. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    Read the context. I'm talking about specific women I've interacted with and am not generalizing to imply that any particular group of people tends towards one behavior or another.

    It amazes me how often people misread my posts. "These women" obviously refers to "the number of pro-choice women". Meaning, specific women with whom I have interacted.

    Really, you need to actually look at what I said instead of seeing "these women" and getting offended.
     
  15. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    So does this explain my ex? *rimshot*
     
  16. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    I dunno, does *rimshot* explain your ex? You'd know better than I.

    And please stop getting your sad penis tears everywhere, OZK. There's supposed to be a thread for that.
     
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  17. Piltdown

    Piltdown Jedi Master star 5

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    What is this about rimjobs?
     
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  18. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Okay, we're now officially into "wish we hadn't gotten this far into it" territory.
     
  19. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    Epiphany. Maybe feminists are causing more gays too and not just small penises.
     
  20. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Actually, I was looking at the context of what you said. You assert that all circumcision reduces penis size, so its irrelevant who is doing the cutting. You only really brought up the feminist example because of what Limbaugh said about feminists reducing penis size, which allows you to make the specious (though I am willing to admit possibly joking) argument that yes, feminists are responsible for reducing penis size. But because it is your belief that circumcision universally reduces penis size, it is completely unnecessary to point out those specific women as culprits, making the phrase "these women," though not offensive on the surface, pejorative and shaming in the context of your post.
     
  21. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I have two sons, and I don't discuss their penises with my friends (or anyone else for that matter). Who exactly are "these women" that OZK is having such discussions with?

    And do we really have to derail a thread that is ripe with opportunity for making fun of Rush Limbaugh's shrinking, um, self-esteem?
     
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  22. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    On the topic of Rush's penis, remember the viagra he got caught with?

    Another thing he can blame on feminists.
     
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  23. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    I hope Rush Limbaugh isn't part of the 47% that gets government subsidies. If he is,then the American taxpayer is paying for his Viagra, and we should demand that he record all the sex he's having and that he post it up on the internet for our entertainment as compensation for those subsidies.
     
  24. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    Actually, we should demand that he not post it. I don't wanna see that!
     
  25. Juliet316

    Juliet316 39x Hangman Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Well I don't necessarily wanna see it either, but he demanded it of Sarah Fluke when she was advocating insurance for birth control, so if he feels that way, then what's good for the goose and all that.