Saga Line By Line Thread - Now quoting "Return of the Jedi"

Jar Jar You saved my again!

 

Obi Wan - Whats that?

 

Qui-Gon: A local...

 

Mure? Mure did you spake??!?

JAR JAR
Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande
safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis
where I grew up...Tis safe city.

 

Qui-Gon: A city...?

 

Jar Jar A huh.

 

Qui-Gon: Can you take us there?

 

Jar Jar: Uh...on second thought, No. Not really, no. No.

 

Qui-Gon: No?!

 

Jar Jar:


Iss embarrissing, but... My afraid
my've bean banished. My forgoten der
Bosses would do terrible tings to
my. Terrible tings if my goen back
dare.

 

*crash*

Qui-Gon Do you hear that?

 

Jar Jar: Yah?

 

QUI-GON
That's the sound of a thousand
terrible things heading this way...

OBI-WAN
When they find us, they will crush
us, grind us into little pieces,
then blast us into oblivion!

 

Jar Jar Oh. Yousa point is...well seen. Dis way. Hurry!

 

Jar Jar: Dis way! I be warnin' you, Gungans no liken outsiders. So don't 'spect warm welcome!

(At least I think that's how it goes...)

 

I think Qui God asks "How much further?" but oh well.

Obi-Wan Oh, don't worry. This hasn't been our day for warm welcomes.

 

Jar Jar: (*after diving in the water*) Yousa follow me now, okeyday?

 

*after arriving in Gunga City*

Jar Jar So good bein' home!

 

Captain Tarpals: Hey, yousa! Stop a-dere!

 

Jar Jar: Heyo daylee, Captain Tarpals! Mesa back!

 

Tarpals: No again, Jar Jar. Yousa goin' to da bosses. Yousa in big doo-doo dis time!

How did this movie not get an award for its screenplay?

 

Jar Jar: (*after getting zapped by the prod*) How wude!

 

Jar Jar - *humph*

 

A *humph* is a line? j/k

Boss Nass K K K K K K...Yousa can noes be here. Dis army of mekkaniks up dere is you weso (is that the word?)

 

We are ambassadors from Queen Amidala








The Queen Of Naboo Don'tcha know?