FF:WA SAINTHEART DRINKS HIS OWN PEE

How astute...

 

I, UNLIKE DEATH, AM LIKE TAXES. I TURN UP CONSTANTLY.

 

GET OUT!!!

 

That's really starting to be unfunny to the people like me that aren't in on the joke. Please explain? Or is it a case of "had to be there"?

 

It's basically a case of you had to be there. We watched Umbilical Brothers "Speedmouse" on Sat night. Watch, and all well be revealed.....

 

you'll laugh, you'll cry... It'll change your life!

 

Customers! Why didn't you lock the door!

 

What about my change

where do you live??

12 maybury lane

Alright alright.... GO THERE, .... and await my instructions!

 

I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taveria in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.

 

I love that show.

 

What's this?! Gourmet food is always presented in little towers! What's that?!

Soup!!!

Well Get it in a Tower!! Come on !!!!



mwahha love it


My favorite line in all of them

"But I already work in a bookshop! Do you have anything... in an aquarium?"


-Edit- Doesnt sound funny, but if you could see him.. hehe he seems soo excited he might have a job in an aquarium!

 

Up with this I pill not put!

 

what's that bernard?

A cobweb

Yes but what's in it?

.....Beans.

 

Don't make me laugh... bitterly. Fran will fail. You'll toil your life away. And I'll die alone, upside-down on the floor of a pub toilet

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Damn right I will, before I send this whole building downtown to the boys in the lab. I'm sequestering these as evidence and I'm issuing you with a decree of sub... ju... dy... subjudy, you are under illegal subjudy to stay in that chair until... until such time as Simon says stand up.

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Because three pounds is just naked profiteering? For a book, a mere... 912 pages long? What'll I do with that extra pound? I'll add an acre to the grounds. I'll chuck some more koi carp in my piano-shaped pond. No, I know, I'll build a wing on the National Gallery with my name on it.
Customer: £2.50.

 

Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!

 

Because three pounds is just naked profiteering? For a book, a mere... 912 pages long? What'll I do with that extra pound? I'll add an acre to the grounds. I'll chuck some more koi carp in my piano-shaped pond. No, I know, I'll build a wing on the National Gallery with my name on it.

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Oh listen to you! You're becoming one of them! You're going over to the other side, to the land of sandals, spoon-benders and yoghurt-fanciers.

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According to Freud, it's dangerous even to be in the same room as you. We'll have to replace all our cutlery with plastic. And then I want to get you electronically tagged

 

I have noooooooooo idea what you guys are talking about.

And this is where everyone passes stuff to Nat for homework

 

You have to watch "Black Books" It is the funniest show in history!

 

Ill have to lend you my Black Books DVD's then you would know

 

Is it still running? Station? Day? Time?

 

They just put series 3 of it on ABC but its finished...

so ill have to lend them to you

 

Well, I have to admit, I don't watch a lot of TV as most of it's rubbish. Even Foxtel.

 

Its okay.. ill forgive you this time, but we have to get you educated! On the art of Black Books

 

We should have a British Comedy night. Black Books, Shameless, Red Dwarf, Coupling... Order pizza, down some wine, maybe eat some coasters...

 

Okeday

But I don't think this thread is the most approproate thread to go to school in.....