Salacious Crumb

are there any books about Sal CRumb?!!!

 

No, not really.

 

...and it's a damn shame really.

We get books focused on Jacen Solo, but not any on Sal. Where's the justice in the world!?!

 

I don't know, but we should get a videogame about him!1! That'd be even cooler!

 

We need an action adventure series for Salacious Crumb. He could team up with Waru to save- er, do... something.

 

Waru could leak blood on everything while Crumb does the Snoopy Dance on a piano.

 

Well, he could definitely laugh. Or snicker, I guess would be more accurate.

Whatever it is you do in the game to beat a level, you could get a snicker out of him.

That would be more satisfying than beating Sin or Darkfalz!

 

Maybe Lucas has this TV show idea all wrong... What we really need is...

THE SALACIOUS AND WARU COMEDY HOUR!

and...

A VERY SALACIOUS CHRISTMAS

(Christmas specials are no-fail.)

 

7 THE SALACIOUS AND WARU COMEDY HOUR! -comedy
While Salacious Crumb (Elijah Wood) tries to buy a car while his roommate Waru (Kirstie Alley) battles with the Government over a misprinted ID card. Rerun.