Discussion in 'South' started by Cobranaconda, Jul 31, 2007.
Handlebar moustaches are evolution in action!
Ewwww! *Comes out in a rash*
Ok, I'll admit I hate handlebar moustaches.... Actually, I hate most species of moustache... And beards if it comes to that....
Bad kissing experience with guys with beards?
I tried growing my own little Corran Horn goatie earlier this year, came out OK but in several colours (disturbing!)
Having had a nasty "chocolate in beard" incident shortly after growth the beard was ditched in favour of smooth features (well when I can be bothered shaving!)
I usually have the designer stubble, then shave it all off again and start again. I think I look better with the facial hair than without.
Growing a beard does allow you to shave it off in amusing ways, you know, like leaving a Hitler, or a Craig David! *Shudders at last suggestion even more than first*
Sie: You got it in one...
But honestly guys: Most girls hate beards... I've only met one who doesn't
I don't hate all beards, I just don't like them if they don't look right on the person.
Ok, make that two... Darn it, my logic is flawed...
I love being omniscient
Yeah, tis true, the only girl I know who likes guys with beards had a beard herself!
Clearly easier to be attractive to the fairer sex with a healthy sheen or minimal stubble!
Right, I'd better have a shave before tonight then
Tis strange how the majority of women like stubble, but not beards... Hmm...
Anyway... For those planning to come to Farnham, I guess you all know where it is now, as apparently it's been labelled as the centre of the new Foot and Mouth outbreak... Strange really as I've never seen a single farm in Farnham...
I didn't know that. Mind you, I don't know a lot of things . .
I heard it started in Guildford, but my housemate just told me that they think it's Farnham now
Mind you, he's also under the impression that an outbreak of BSE requires the entire town to be placed under quarantine... Bless 'im...
What a way to put your town on the map, "I know! Let's give livestock a highly infectious amusingly named disease!" Well, maybe it wasn't decided at a meeting....
Maybe a foot and mouth tour could be arranged for us as tourists? Possibly with dribbling sheep/cows with mouth ulcer stuffed toys to buy as gifts?
Yes... Think I'll stick to the 'Demolished Garage' site, thank you...
I think you mean "Historical Ruins"!
*Cough* Yes of course! The 'Historical Ruins'! *Cough*
Well, even fully shaven no woman was interested in me
There's a very manly, supportive slap on the back from me too, if it helps!
I have to ask, what was wrong with [face_manly_slap_on_the_back]
It's tooooooo late for me to even comprehend the underscored bracketed thing! I'm feeling my slender grip on reality is slipping from my grasp!
I think you should join the Insanitarium then!
But late?!? 11.20pm isn't late! 4am is late...