Sam's Movie Review #1: Conan the Barbarian

Discussion in 'Big Brother 5' started by zacparis, Jun 12, 2009.

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  1. zacparis VIP

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    OK so there's this medieval village that gets burned down by a lot of angry looking vikings/mongolians and they cut off mum's head and the kid is real upset. Then he gets taken as a slave and digs a real deep hole cause he keeps walking in circles. Then he gets trained up and real bulky and punches a camel on the head and has to find Darth Vader who's having some sort of orgy with snakes. They kill the giant motorized snake with the help of the old guy from Karate Kid and they run off with the treasure or something, I was kinda half watching it. There was a woman involved also.

    9/10
  2. hudzu Chosen One

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    sounds about right!
  3. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    Zac. C'mon now. Conan? Some of these kids weren't alive when that movie was made. And don't give me any of that newfangled VCR crap.
  4. zacparis VIP

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    Hey I gotta start somewhere. Which movie would you like me to review next?
  5. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    Maybe Napolean Dynamite?

    Now there was some great action! [face_mischief]
  6. hudzu Chosen One

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    the adventures of pluto nash, norbit, or meet dave.
  7. zacparis VIP

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    I've not seen any of those movies.
  8. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

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    "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
  9. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    La Strada?
    Labyrinth?

    Enemy Mine...[face_mischief]
  10. Darth-Seldon Force Ghost

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  11. zacparis VIP

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    Next review in progress.
  12. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    What about Red Sonja?
    You'll only have to change the name and pronouns in the one above...
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