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Sam's Movie Review #1: Conan the Barbarian

Discussion in 'Big Brother 5' started by zacparis, Jun 12, 2009.

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  1. zacparis

    zacparis VIP star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    OK so there's this medieval village that gets burned down by a lot of angry looking vikings/mongolians and they cut off mum's head and the kid is real upset. Then he gets taken as a slave and digs a real deep hole cause he keeps walking in circles. Then he gets trained up and real bulky and punches a camel on the head and has to find Darth Vader who's having some sort of orgy with snakes. They kill the giant motorized snake with the help of the old guy from Karate Kid and they run off with the treasure or something, I was kinda half watching it. There was a woman involved also.

    9/10
     
  2. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    sounds about right!
     
  3. rhonderoo

    rhonderoo Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Zac. C'mon now. Conan? Some of these kids weren't alive when that movie was made. And don't give me any of that newfangled VCR crap.
     
  4. zacparis

    zacparis VIP star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hey I gotta start somewhere. Which movie would you like me to review next?
     
  5. rhonderoo

    rhonderoo Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Maybe Napolean Dynamite?

    Now there was some great action! [face_mischief]
     
  6. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    the adventures of pluto nash, norbit, or meet dave.
     
  7. zacparis

    zacparis VIP star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I've not seen any of those movies.
     
  8. Aragorn327

    Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
     
  9. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    La Strada?
    Labyrinth?

    Enemy Mine...[face_mischief]
     
  10. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I like Conan O'Brien
     
  11. zacparis

    zacparis VIP star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Next review in progress.
     
  12. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    What about Red Sonja?
    You'll only have to change the name and pronouns in the one above...
     
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