Sam's Movie Review #5: Pathfinder

So this movie's about vikings in north america right? The problem is that they're made out to be demonic-klingon-type monsters whose only purpose seems to be rape and mass destruction in the most disgusting stereotyping I've ever seen. But anyway, it stars Karl "Bones" Urban who is some sort of orphan viking child brought up by indians and the big bad vikings come back to do some more world destroying and he runs off and leads them into a trap and they all get chained up and fall off a cliff. The moral of the story seems to be that the viking attempt to colonise north america was just a big cluster ****.

9/10

 

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