Saving Bibs Brain (a spoof after the events of the pit of carkoon)

Right, gonna start posting later.

anyone interested?

 

Foreword and that.
-A short screenplay fanfic, based on the events that occured after the Battle of the Great Pit of Carkoon. The B'omarr hijack Jabbas Majordomo.
-The following story is a Spoof of the events that actually took place in the EU, it is not or not intended to be acurate.
-And Before I start, Star Wars, the Characters and locations in this film are property of George Lucas. I'm not making any money from this.

STAR_______________
---Saving Bibs Brain---
_______________WARS

PROLOGUE - I AM Bib Fortuna.

Setting: A cantina.

(On a table in the corner of the cantina, lighting is minimal, the table is quite dark and only the MAN's head can be seen.)

MAN: You'll have to run it by me again... You're Bib Fortuna?
BIB: Yes, I AM Bib Fortuna.
MAN: But... But...
BIB: Listen, I'll start from the beggining.


CHAPTER ONE - An Idiot

Setting: A hallway in Jabbas palace

(BIB FORTUNA stands puzzling through a cubix rube, SIMON THE INFORMER runs over from a small stealth speeder, the pulls out a datapad and talks quietly.

BIB: .... So He's dead then?
(BIB waves his cranial tails over his shoulder)
SIMON: We hav'nt even found a body...
BIB: Who have you told?
SIMON: Err... Why Mr. Bibby?
BIB: Because there'll be a flaming Riot if the Palace finds out he's dead.
SIMON: Well.. Ermm...
BIB: Who?
SIMON: Only Martuk...
(Bib, looks up... and stares at Simon angrilly)
BIB: MARTUK! YOU STUPID IDIOT! He's the biggest fricking loudmouth this side of Byss!
SIMON: Err... Sorry Sir.
BIB: Why did you tell him?
SIMON: Because, ermmm...
BIB: Never mind, Just as long as we can get out of here as fast as possible.
SIMON: Err... Sir?
BIB: What is it? (Sighs)
SIMON: I don't think we can get out.
BIB: Why?
SIMON: Someone told the Bo'marr sir, they've locked us in.
BIB: Simon.
SIMON: Yes Mr. Fortuna?
BIB: You're a goit.
(Bib starts running but trips over the stealth speeder)

CHAPTER 2 - Before the Bo'marr.

Setting: The same place... Just after Bib regains consciousness.

(Three Bo'marr's and two brainwalkers surround Bib.)

BIB: Bugger.
BO'MARR 1: Bugger indeed Mr. Fortuna.
BO'MARR 2: You know how we feel about your actions.
BIB: But I was only...
BRAIN BLOKE 1: Mr. Fortuna, You and Mr. The Hutt have violated our temple, miusused our technology, stole our supplies...
BIB: Hey! I only took...
BRAIN BLOKE 2: Thats Irrelivent Mr. Fortuna, Your actions are your own. You personally may have only stolen a desk lamp but as the only surviving member of the Jabba Consortium of Tatooine...
BIB: I can name 20 others.
BO'MARR 3: Yeah, but we don't like you.
BO'MARR 1: And can't be bothered to find the others,