saw this on another board, and liked it

Discussion in 'Rocky Mount, NC' started by Kazuma_Kuahara, Jun 8, 2004.

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  1. Kazuma_Kuahara Jedi Master

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    You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leiah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle."





    here is what i think the original version is from a website i found. some are repeats, to lazy to cut them out :p

    Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
    You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
    You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
    At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored!!!
    There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
    You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
    You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
    You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
    A peaceful meditation session is one without gas
    You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE
    Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
    You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
    You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had tospit.
    The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
    Wookies are offended by your B.O.
    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
    You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.





    here is one that seems a bit dirtier i just found, some are repeats, to lazy to cut them out :p again hehe


    You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.

    You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!"

    Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies.

    You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married.

    You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting.

    The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family.

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

    You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D

    You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets.

    That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.

    You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

    You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.

    You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.

    Your Father's name is Garth
  2. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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  3. FettFan5150 Jedi Knight

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  4. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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  5. joe-da Jedi Master

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    what would Boba Fett's tail pipe be? yikes!
  6. Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Knight

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    I see you guys have alot to talk about up here. ]-}
  7. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    Kazuma talks alot thanks to his best friend, Mr. Medication.
  8. Kazuma_Kuahara Jedi Master

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    LEAVE HIM OUTA THIS, WHATS HE DONE TO YOU? RAoF~!~!~!
  9. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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  10. joe-da Jedi Master

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    howdy, howdy, Fist-meister.... wait, that came out wrong...

    Welcome and salutations!
  11. FettFan5150 Jedi Knight

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    Welcome Bro......

    Hope we don't freak you out...
    Well.. May be we will :D
  12. Mordtat Force Ghost

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