JCC Say you're ruining a zoo...

I would give all the animals neckbeards.

 

i would burn so much nag champa.

 

senior citizen mud wrestling

 

Hunting season.

 

instead of animals, one hit wonder 90's bands. in this cage emf, in this cage jesus jones.

 

I actually purchased that EMF album... it was horrible.

 

you mean it wasn't… unbelievable?

 

Jesus Jones' album is still horrible, right here, right now.

 

More like unlistenable.

 

If only your criteria was slightly wider than one hit wonders?

Imagine EMF vs the KLF!

 

An annual safari day, with guns.

 

i would make all the animals post in red, bold, italics AND underline all at once, all the time

 

A bar in the middle of the zoo with rage induced gorillas as the bartenders.

 

You remember that movie Fierce Creatures? Like that, only 100x worse.

 

Encourage young children to taunt the animals....then unlock the enclosures. Comedy gold. Better yet, give each kid a paintball gun [but tell them it's a tranquilizer gun...tee hee] and set them loose.

 

I'd use this zoo as bait to lure people in so I could play my game. It's a very dangerous game. Maybe even the most dangerous. Would you like to play?

 

(Says in alien language: "Come at me, bro".)