"Scabrous Pirates!": The Face Loran and Ton Phanan Fan Association

*pouts*


Ooh. *ties Fel's shoelaces together*

 

What would Face's and Ton's MySpaces look like?

 

Ton's would draw VERY strongly on House as a reference. And a huge set of links to Glass Prowlers and creepy bugs.

 

I always think of Phanan as a young House, minus the limp, plus a mechanical face.

 

House wishes he was as cool as Phanan.

However, Ton does wish he could rock out like Hugh Laurie does.

 

Maybe whoever created House stole the idea from Allston. He did come first.

 

They probably have a MySpace page. I know this is going to sound stragne, but SOMEONE nicked my name and put it on a MySpace account. Needless to say, Janson will have to do double duty for that prank.

BTW: Just obtained a freakin' awesome MacBook and an AirPort Extreme so it looks like I'll be in residence for a long time to come.


The General is back in the house!

Edit: *Knocks on thread* Is this thing on?

Me: Great. I got deserters here!
Tycho: Maybe they're on a caff break?
Me: Oh, yeah.

p.s. Someone a page ago mentioned that there a senator short. I tried to make a petition to the tfn Senate but I was lacking in technology at the time. Even though I am not a senator, I would be more than happy to represent the thread at the senate.

Square Corners

 

Now I see Owen Wilson making a good Ton. There. I said it.

As for Face, perhaps Viggo Mortenson if he died his hair black.

 

I can see Viggo playing the role of Lieutenant Horn, but Face? Well maybe. If Viggo got a mullet.
Actually, I would rather Bruce Willis play the role of Face just to make things interesting.

Edit: Sorry about the House pun in that last comment *COUGH!*.

Square Corners

 

Mullet? Eeeew.

Hmmm...please, NOT Bruce Willis. Maybe Billy Zane, if we have to go with bald guys.

Or, hey-how about Christian Bale?

 

The fangirls would proceed to drool...which is kinda the point.

So Bale and Hugh Laurie as the greatest comedy duo this side of the janitor's closet?

I LIKE IT!

 

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Why yes, I do have too many icons.

 

Your probably right about Bruce Willis not being Face Loran. I was more thinking on the line of Bruce Willis as Ton Phanan. At least both Ton and Bruce gets vaped in Iron Fist.

Edit: Hmm. Bruce Willis as Ton getting vaped in Iron Fist? Or Ton getting vaped in Iron Fist?

Edit 2: Or was it Solo Command? (Its been awhile since I read those books.)

Square Corners

 

Bumping this because I'm bored.

 

By my authority as Minister of Public Affairs, I would like to formally invite your group to participate in the EU senate.

If you have any comments, questions, problems, or need any assistance at all in gaining membership, my PM box is open.

~D_w, Minister of Public Affairs ~

 

We did participate in the Senate at one time, I believe-didn't we?

 

I think so... Back when we were, you know, also participating in this thread.

 

I heard that.



Seriously, folks, I have a job now. Speaking of, I think Ton would be all over this.

 

*cowers* Sorry, almighty Guin!



And from what that link says, I'm not sure I can click on it...? I'm at the library.

 

*Clicks on link* Oooooh... I see dead people...

 

Ever since the Minister of PR posted, I was frantic since I was having a hard time finding someone of authority to contact regarding the representation of this thread in the EU Senate. The following conversations that are about to be posted are between me and a certain PR official:

Gen_Wedge_Antilles wrote the following to G_w:

>D_w wrote the following in thread "Scabrous Pirates!": The Face Loran and Ton Phanan Appreciation Society":
By my authority as Minister of Public Affairs, I would like to formally invite your group to participate in the EU senate.

If you have any comments, questions, problems, or need any assistance at all in gaining membership, my PM box is open.

~D_w, Minister of Public Affairs ~

Funny you should turn up since I was trying to contact someone of authority about representing the following thread in the EU Senate: "Scabrous Pirates!": The Face Loran and Ton Phanan Appreciation Society since last year.


- Square Corners


D_w wrote:

>Okay, so you're interested in representing them yourself?

Have you spoken with the other people in the group about it?




Damnit. I new I forgot something.

I can't beleive that I forgot about this... This is what happens when I put things off.


A rather annoyed Square Corners

 

This thread needs to live.

 

UP!

Why? 'Cause I can't sleep, that's why.

 

That it does.

Oh, and someone needs to change Mrs. PouffyWhiskers's litter box, before she pees on Ton's scrubs again.