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school insullts: regional variations

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, Apr 30, 2002.

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  1. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Okay.....imagine you in the back of tthe classroom...and the school joke is sat infont of you working hard on his history essay, you're bored and decide to kick the school jokes ( lets call him Stig from the classic children's story Stig of the Dump ) chair for a laugh...he turns around and you give him the 'evils' he think's twice and continues with history essay.

    Naturally the reaction you got was not to you expectations so you do it again, but this time much harder...

    This time he turns around and tell's you to stop it or he'll tell the teacher..

    Your instant re-action is to stroke you chin and taunt him...now I've spoken to a few people from different corners of this fair land and we alll agree this was a classic school wind up..but what did you say while stroking your chin...

    was it....

    a) [strokes chin] raaazz, razzzz, raaaaazzzz, razzle dazzle
    b) [strokes chin] jimmy, jimmy, jimmy hill
    c) [strokes chin] chinnny, chiinny, chin
    d) [strokes chin] beeefy, beeefy, beefy..

    or can you add to this classic school insult?

    NOTE: For you of us here who are not residents of the UK you probably have no idea what I'm talking about...

     
  2. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    we did 'jimmy hill' and 'chinny'

    but it mutated to 'chinny rekon'
     
  3. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    As per MOT here...
     
  4. CrazyOldJedi

    CrazyOldJedi Force Ghost star 6

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    Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubies.
     
  5. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    we also had an assembly on disabilty which spawned a thousand insults, 'spino' being one i remember
     
  6. MANDALORIAN

    MANDALORIAN Jedi Padawan star 4

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    it mutated to 'chinny rekon'

    [face_laugh]

    Yeah! What was that all about?!

    Memories...
     
  7. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Scarily exactly the same as MOT & Mayhem. Although I will add that "reckon" is pronounced "reck-ON!"

    Oh, and we also added the overly-descriptive but hilarious "My chin's itchy! My chin's itchy!"
     
  8. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Shoulda known you guys were the school bullies.
     
  9. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    dammit I forgot chinny reckon....

    ahhh the good all days
     
  10. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wow, that takes me back. Definitely Chinny chin though
     
  11. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    joey was another
     
  12. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    gives Jon a wedgie

    No edits allowed!
     
  13. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //chinese burns wormie
     
  14. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    kicks Jon in the balls

    Sometimes, the old ones work the best. :)
     
  15. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    As in Joey Deacon, the "hilarious" paraplegic they featured on Blue Peter in the mid 80s... that became a name of derision. Especially for the poor kid in our year who actually had that name [face_devil]
     
  16. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //pulls hair
     
  17. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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  18. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //pokes eye

    //gouges fleah
     
  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Not just 'chinny reckon' but 'chinny reckoner'

    As in, "You're a right reckoner"

    Reckoner: def: one who reckons

    I reckon I have the best pencil case etc.

    And then there was Joey Deacon. Or Deacon as we used to call people (You Deacon) whilst pulling a joey and clapping our hands but intentionally missing and making a MUMPH kinda noise.
     
  20. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    trips Jon

    You have to dodge, you goob.
     
  21. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    there was a punk band at home who made a song up about joey..

    Joey Deacon was a messy eater
    until he came across Blue Peter
    they felt sorry for our poor Joe
    and built him a bungalow
     
  22. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jimmy Reck-ON

    LOL. memories. And of course. Spaaaaaaaaaag. Which is the same as joey.

     
  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Belisha as in Belisha Beacon - Joey Deacon
     
  24. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    These are all English taunts.

    We did have chinny but we didnt say anything...just stroked our chins. LOL

    We did say yopton, yopton, [insert full name of person]'s yopton whilst wagging a pointed finger at the person.

    Yopton probably coming from Shopping someone or grassing someone up.

    THEN, we were told that pointing was rude...so the pointed finger became a wagging knuckle...LOL
     
  25. Jairen

    Jairen Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We had the chin one as well, but ours was "itchy chin" meaning we thought the person was lying their ass off.
     
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