JCC Schwarzenegger movie fans assemble!

I couldn't care less about his personal life or his politics. This man has been entertaining me as long as I can remember. He has the gift to be the worst actor in a movie and still be the most enjoyable part of it. Here's a couple one-liner retrospectives to the king of them all. LANGUAGE WARNING!





Enjoy! (Try watching both at once, it's pretty epic. )

 

Give me your clothes.

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Interesting. I could care a heck of a lot more about his personal life and politics than his recent outings. Still- he's had some good ones, no doubt about that. I still say Hunger Games was a rip-off of Running Man (which IMO is a better pic anyway).

"Drop dead!!!"
"I don't do requests."
"Nooooooooo!!!!!!!"

 

Yeah I've been saying that lately too. Take out the testosterone and replace it with goofy teenagers, it's the same flick.

 

Eeth-my-Koth

 

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN......NOW

 

Aside from the "Terminator" series, I've only seen a few of Arnold's films. Of the latter, my favorite is probably "Last Action Hero", because it was great to see Arnold making fun of his image. The Blu-Ray of that film is beautiful, by the way.

 

That one had some pretty brilliant one-liners:

"Wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!"
"How exactly are you gonna snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?"
"You always expect me to say "I'll be back" and "I'm your worst nightmare"! Well listen to this one: RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!!!"

 

not to mention battle royale

 

Favourite moments from my favourite Arnie movie...

What is best in life?


****ing camels


****ing vultures

 

Commando has to be the ultimate example of the 80's Watch One Guy Kill An Entire Army movie

 

I let him go.

 

STICK AROUND!

 

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

...although Jesse Ventura got the best lines in Predator (embeded video below contains a banned word - please don't click 'play' if you will be offended by this)

 

You did it wrong

It's GET TO DA CHOPPA

 

"No sequel for you."

 

"What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE AGE!!!!!"

 

You're fired!

 

Congratulations, you solved the case! You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. I mean, all these years at the academy, studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis. All the courses that I have taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation and criminal psychology. And all this time, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say, "The bad guys are in there."

 

Let off some steam.

 

To be or not to be....not to be.

 

Hercules In NY is the very definition of so bad it's good.